Okay...story time. This may end up being a bit long so get your
ready.
I met this chick in Canada when I was a sophomore in college at a club. She sent her friend over b/c me & the crew were just clowning around and dancing like "My girl's here from London (Ontario), she wants to meet you."
So I walk over and me and this chick start dancing. I won't say she's HIT but she definitely wasn't the type of chick I'd go out of my way to talk to. Kinda chubby, her teeth were kind of distracting, and she kind of had the Leno chin.
...BUT while we were dancing, she just started turning out. We're grinding in the corner and without even really saying too many words, she goes into my pants and pulls my shyt out. Straight-up hand-job on the dancefloor. I'm just like
b/c we're secluded in the corner and my back's turned but it's kind of obvious what's going on...
We end up exchanging numbers and I'm thinking I'll never see this chick again b/c London, Ontario is about 2 hours away from Detroit. No chance.
Thought wrong.
She hits me up like "Hey...I want to see you. Mind if I come down and bring my roommate?" I was living in the dorms and had a roommate of my own so I asked her to send a pic...he gave the "She'll do" thumbs-up and they drove TWO hours to come chill. This ended up happening a few times...and I was always surprised b/c she'd try to hint at trying to make something out of it when I wasn't even doing more than just making out with the chick. I could just read her and see that she was the clingy type so I was doing anything in my power NOT to smash.
Also, there was no way I was going to make anything official with a chick that lives two hours away who pulled my dikk out the FIRST time that I met her.
Anyway, one night, she comes to chill and she's just forcing the sex issue while my roommate's asleep, practically begging for it so I'm like..."Fine. Let's go for a walk." We walk around campus and I take her to the softball field. Smashed her in the dugout.
True story.
As predicted, she got a little more clingy so I decided to break if off with her not too long after that. I have a big group of friends so by then, we'd all intermingled with one another's crews and my friends had met her & her friends. Some of my boys would hang with her and her crew and I was like "Eh...as long as I don't have to deal with her, it's all gravy."
Don't know when it happened but not too long after I stopped talking to her, she ended up pregnant and having a mixed kid (The chick is like...Portuguese or something). The story that she told everyone was that she'd met some African cat up in Canada, smashed, got her pregnant, and then he left the country...
We were all like
and she'd be hitting my boys up on AIM (remember that?) still trying to get them to hang out and shyt. Some of us discussed it as a group and we figured that she was trying to get a "good black dude to fill in as the believable father for her kid."
She started out hanging out with one of my boys (my best friend's cousin) more and more....and I guess they were kicking it. We're all going
b/c EVERYONE knew the hand-job story and now she had the mystery kid so we're looking at him like "C'mon, bro..."
GUESS he was really feeling her b/c we all went out one day and he actually pulls me aside to see if I'm okay with them dating. Couldn't even believe it. I was like
"You don't even need to ask me. Do you, bro."
Long story long, they start dating and we almost never see him again b/c he's driving over to Canada every weekend. Stories come out that she's controlling him. He'll come over my boy's house (his cousin) for a sec and as soon as he gets there, she'll call him and he'll be like "Okay...", turn to us, like "I gotta go, guys."
Basically, she was RUNNING this nikka and the kid was calling him dad but disrespecting him at the same damn time. This is all coming from his family members. None of them liked her. She'd go "So when are you gonna propose?" Eventually, he caved and actually proposed. I was out of town when it happened but my friends and his brothers actually took him out and had an intervention about his decision b/c NO ONE agreed with the situation and how she treated him but he was like "Nah. I love her. I love her kid." so the wedding was on.
She refused to do any of the wedding activities over in the U.S. where his family was from. shyt was crazy. A lot of close friends refused to go to the wedding b/c they didn't agree with the union. I went because I was so amazed at the situation and it didn't really bother me. I was just like "Yooo...I've GOT to see this go down. I banged this chick in a FIELD. This is gonna be an amazing story one day."
Dude cried watching her walk down the aisle and everything. At the events leading up to the wedding, he was holding the kid and came up to us like "Guys...I want y'all to meet my daughter," as if to make a point when we'd already met the kid before they got together. The wedding was in September of 2010, I believe, but I think he just ended up moving to Canada this year so they were husband-and-wife for over a year, still living in their parents' houses. It all happened really fast. shyt was weird but I guess you can't really hate on love. My whole stance when everyone was discussing the intervention was "Look....I'll just say it like this...
I could NEVER do it but hey, let that boy cook if he's happy."
She hyphenated the name and everything. *sigh* ....people are entertaining as shyt.
but she kept sayin I was too young (I was like 20, she was like 27). Found out a lil later that my mans was in the right place at the right time one night and was able to talk her out her clothes but she wouldnt let him fukk. when I found out I honestly didn't give a fukk, I was infatuated by that ass, but I never got it 
and my boy was already back with his old chick. Anyways me and the girl smashed but he actually felt ways about and I realize that I think the girl used me to make him jealous so now they are back together and me and my dude arent friends anymore.
?" she said yea but was tryna front like it wasn't a big deal or whatever..so she went in the crib, and my homie told us he fukked her back in the day..so now im lookin like 
, and my cousin acted like 
face, and im sittin there lookin like 
, she grabbed my azz, and I had to bob and weave to keep her from grabbing the D, so I am SURE she was coming on to me). So I rolled up to my boy, and was like, "so what do you think about a guy who had sex with a girl his boy was dating/used to date. Would it be cool?" he was "nah, man, sh*t ain't cool" with the 
face. I think he knew ( 
), so being the homey that I was, I passed. I think if your boy is over it its cool, but if not, its not worth it.
occasionally.