would you call paper soldiers a hood classic?

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:laff: at Stu pulling up to that boxer's crib in a :flabbynsick: whip -

Stu: :myman: This my whooped-out car, this a "hoss", man.

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Stu: :obama: Come on, you ready?

Kevin Hart: :what: Hol-- what?!

Stu: :myman: We goin the fukk in.

Kevin Hart: :whoa: W-whoa, remember when I got the fukk in the car? Y-you told me we was just gonna check the spot out.

Stu: Alright, well, we checked it out. Now, we checkin in. :jawalrus:

Kevin Hart: :whoa: No, no, no, Stu. I mean, I would go in, you know what I'm sayin? Don't you, don't you think we should just plan this out, man--

Stu: :stopitslime: Man, fukk all that plannin shyt, man. (holds up chains) Look, you see this shyt right here? These ain't no Christmas ornaments, nikka. These my kids. I need that money NOW. We goin' in NOW.

Kevin Hart: :what: 'Cause you need the money, we gon go in there?

Stu: No, we goin' in cause YOU wanna go in. :birdman:

Kevin Hart: :whoa: You know, now that you look at me like that, I DO wanna go in.

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(trying to get in)

Kevin Hart: Look, Stu, if we gon' do this man, let's please do it right. Why don't we go through a window or somethin, man?

Stu: (looks through the front door) Nah, nah, nah, look, I'ma pick the lock.

Kevin Hart: :what: Y-you gon pick the lock?

Stu: :youngsabo: Yeah, I'm a locksmith. (crouches to pick the lock)

Kevin Hart: :ehh: I didn't know that! Go head, pick it then!

Stu: :troll: I'ma pick it, "Stu style".
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(sees a neighbor watching in the window)

Kevin Hart: :damn: YO, STU?!!?!

Stu: :what: WHAT, nikka?

Kevin Hart: (running down the stairs) :damn: STU, THE bytch IS IN THE WINDOW, WE GOTTA GO!!!

Stu: :rudy::camby: MAN, fukk THAT bytch!
 

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:laff: at Stu pulling up to that boxer's crib in a :flabbynsick: whip -

Stu: :myman: This my whooped-out car, this a "hoss", man.

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Stu: :obama: Come on, you ready?

Kevin Hart: :what: Hol-- what?!

Stu: :myman: We goin the fukk in.

Kevin Hart: :whoa: W-whoa, remember when I got the fukk in the car? Y-you told me we was just gonna check the spot out.

Stu: Alright, well, we checked it out. Now, we checkin in. :jawalrus:

Kevin Hart: :whoa: No, no, no, Stu. I mean, I would go in, you know what I'm sayin? Don't you, don't you think we should just plan this out, man--

Stu: :stopitslime: Man, fukk all that plannin shyt, man. (holds up chains) Look, you see this shyt right here? These ain't no Christmas ornaments, nikka. These my kids. I need that money NOW. We goin' in NOW.

Kevin Hart: :what: 'Cause you need the money, we gon go in there?

Stu: No, we goin' in cause YOU wanna go in. :birdman:

Kevin Hart: :whoa: You know, now that you look at me like that, I DO wanna go in.

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(trying to get in)

Kevin Hart: Look, Stu, if we gon' do this man, let's please do it right. Why don't we go through a window or somethin, man?

Stu: (looks through the front door) Nah, nah, nah, look, I'ma pick the lock.

Kevin Hart: :what: Y-you gon pick the lock?

Stu: :youngsabo: Yeah, I'm a locksmith. (crouches to pick the lock)

Kevin Hart: :ehh: I didn't know that! Go head, pick it then!

Stu: :troll: I'ma pick it, "Stu style".
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(sees a neighbor watching in the window)

Kevin Hart: :damn: YO, STU?!!?!

Stu: :what: WHAT, nikka?

Kevin Hart: (running down the stairs) :damn: STU, THE bytch IS IN THE WINDOW, WE GOTTA GO!!!

Stu: :rudy::camby: MAN, fukk THAT bytch!

Breh, we need to smiley this whole fukking movie :kobedeadagain::kobedeadagain::kobedeadagain:
 

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this probably the one movie outside of the 40 year old virgin with kevin hart in it that i really enjoyed

it's 1 of those movies i can watch whenever i'm bored or ain't got shyt to do and i always enjoy watchin' it

kevin hart was funny in it and it helped that beanie was in partner in crime in it; bein' a wild ass brother who ain't zero fukks about nothin' :lolbron:

charlie murphy was funny as fukk as the tough ass cop, talkin' shyt :russ:

anybody else find this movie funny and consider it a hood classic? :leon:





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one of my favorite movies...
 

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:mjlol: Stu bullying Rudy throughout the movie

Stu: (strolls up on Rudy) :birdman: What's up, man? :ufdup: Didn't I tell you if I ever caught you around here again, I'd smack a SPARK out ya' face?!

Rudy: :damn: WHAT, STU?!! I AIN'T DO NOTHIN'!!!!!

Stu: :stopitslime: What you mean you "ain't do nothin'?!" :ufdup: You told nikkas you fukked my girl?!

:dead:
 

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Movie is pure hilarious.

When Memphis Bleek and Dame had Kevin :sadcam::whoa: :whoa::sadbron: when they was up in that crib

Kevin trying to spit game at Stacy Dash in the club :dead:

Stacy Dash in general :banderas::lawd:

Kevin's girl too :ehh:
 
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