She won't talk your ears out.
She will always love you no matter what.
She will never cheat on you or betray you.
She will never lie to you.
She will do whatever you want her to.
She will stay young forever.
Her vagina will forever be as tight as you want it.
She will never get pregnant.
She will never put you on child support.
You only see her when you need her.
She doesn't take too much space.
Overall, she's better than all these human girls out there, isn't she ?
What is there not to love ?
