The Watcher
Judging you from afar
Unless there's a sacrificed hooker model and Tom Cruse shows up uninvited halfway through, it's not really an "Eyes Wide Shut" party. It's an orgy. Wearing Mardi Gras masks doesn't class it up.
And no I'm not into anon sex with gross old fat people wearing masks, so I'll take a pass.
And no I'm not into anon sex with gross old fat people wearing masks, so I'll take a pass.