Worst strip club experience?

[Arcavian]

Breh, any strip club today similar to HKs? Didn't horseman own that shyt? No homo

I dont know who owned the HK but it was the shyt for awhile but now the strip clubs in the H are pretty wack. Treasures was the white upscale version until they got raided and sued by the city.

I do keep hearing good things about "the church" (St. James) but I havent been yet.

 

[Psychosis]

she left cornstarch residue all over my zippers and slacks. the black lights in the place illuminated the stain as I walked around the club and I aint know

Same shyt happened to me breh - but not the riding part. Had a dominican mom stripper sitting and grinding on my lap for a good 15 minutes. I was just doorknobbing her droopy mom tittys. She finnally got up and left the stain all over my baggy khaki shorts. (This was a while ago). In the blue light it looked like she pissed/creamed on me.

 

[Mass]

5* thread

 

[flea]

new years. prolly was like 8 hoes working that night and it was full of nikkas. shyt wasnt wavey at all. and we couldnt even leave right away cause my dumb ass homie dropped his wallet in there and he was like a broad looking everywhere for it

 

[|r|e|a|d|]

I aint a big strip club cat but ive had fun the few times i went however there was this 1 time

We in Barbados for my manz wedding we had sum local cat with us who was hookin heads up with sum lovely trees and generally getting us shyt the whole time we there so we decide to let him roll for the bachelor party. So we bar hopping then he take us to this 1 spot. We walkin down this hallway and im talkin to the cat behind me next thing I know sum broad grabs me by my nuts and slams me against the wall sayin "Come on dread loc i know u wanna phuck me you know you wanna phuck me" im like i see the face and im like
So for the next hour or so we in here this broad is stalkin me im havin the lone decent joint in there do her lil dance here come this auxilary hand strokin me its this broad again. Shyt was unsettling. The cutest broad in there was a chunky joint and fools were on line to eat this broad out on the bar. She is stretched out sum fool going to town, the cat behind him telling him to hurry up the 2 cats behind him are arguing bout who got after next the whole experience had me

 

[Gunshi]

I went to Maryland Death fest at sonar in baltimore in like 07. theres this street like 2 blocks away from the venue thats basically a street of nothin but strip clubs and porn shops.

at like 12 30am the concert let out on a sat night of course every club we picked had a door charge except the one we picked forgot what it was called but had like 30 steps to go all the way down

anyway im trashed and my fukking friend gets me a lap dance from the worst looking fat white girl ever, this bytch smelled like piss and ass and of course she put her ass in my face the stench was awful not to mention 8 dollar bottles of 12oz bud ice and bytches asking if i have any crack for sale

thats not that bad..... i usually goto High Beams in paterson.... so one nite me and my boy is their and there was only one bad chick(10). thats the one we wanted, not to say the others were deuces but they werent up to par... anyhow after we done playing pool we snatch dis bytch up and started making it rain on her. we dropped atleast $500 or more on shawty.. so while all this is happening this one chick is ice grilling me.. she then came over said "i thought you had no money" to avoid arguement i gave her a couple of dollars and proceeded to make it rain on shawty.. at this point all the bytches in the club is getting hella jealous..even the girl we was trickin on told us the other girls were mad cuz we wasnt giving them no money.. anyhow back to the bytch who i gave couple of dollars... now dis bytch went on a rant around the club cussing and telling everbody how we some cheap nikkaz and how this is her job and we aint givin her no money.. The bartender hit her with :SO: face cuz she knows im a regular and i have my bytches so she knows i spend money.... anyhow this bytch went on the whole nite ranting and carrying on, even went over to customers and complained to them......but i aint give a fukk cuz if i aint feeling you then you aint getting shyt....so i saw shawty hopped on her phone and called her baby daddy and told him the story...... after i heard dat i knew it was time to leave...i just walked out the club b.. i didnt even tell my friend cuz he was busy trickin.......i know it was wrong but i wasnt tryin to get shot over no ratchet bytch....

 

[bosshogg]

real life doodoo stain

 

[N*IT*2*WIN*IT]

Club called VIP in Elizabeth NJ. Stripper put the tip in when she gave me lap dance then sat down fully on the dikk and rode me for 5 mins....she left cornstarch residue all over my zippers and slacks. the black lights in the place illuminated the stain as I walked around the club and I aint know

U had a rubber on my G???

 

[skeetsinternal]

U had a rubber on my G???

Nah

 

[cleanface coney]

strip party at a house bytch tried to give me a dance i caught a whiff of dat monkey and kicked dat bytch off me
she musta knew wat was wassup cuz she left n stood in the corner

at the strip club one of my bros got into it wit his lil stripper while she at work
bodyguard kicked us out my bro still arguin with nikkas
smh this nikka talkin all dis shyt and left his carkeys in da club lol
took us 30 min to convince the bodyguard to give this nikka his keys back

this happened at chi chis for my detroit nikkas...hood ass strip club aint been there since

 

[Cynic]

Nah

 

[N*IT*2*WIN*IT]

Nah

 

[LezJepzin]

Don't go to the strip club as much as I did when I was 18-21 but I remember going to this club near Downtown Sac where the whole place smelled like the soap bars from Motel 6. Especially the strippers

 

[BStapies]

Yall making me not want to go to a strip club..


A nikka just turned 18 couple days ago too

 

[Non Sequitur]

The couple times I've been to strip clubs I've had a wonderful time


Except when these strippers wanna tell you their whole life story