Worst strip club experience?

[havoc00]

I went to Maryland Death fest at sonar in baltimore in like 07. theres this street like 2 blocks away from the venue thats basically a street of nothin but strip clubs and porn shops.

at like 12 30am the concert let out on a sat night of course every club we picked had a door charge except the one we picked forgot what it was called but had like 30 steps to go all the way down

anyway im trashed and my fukking friend gets me a lap dance from the worst looking fat white girl ever, this bytch smelled like piss and ass and of course she put her ass in my face the stench was awful not to mention 8 dollar bottles of 12oz bud ice and bytches asking if i have any crack for sale

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

When i was young n rollin on xanaxs with student loan money i went in with like 500 dollars. One messy bytch picked up a bill outta my lap

Another stripper stalked a nikka talkin bout waffle house n 50 for some puss. kept it moving from her but i have fukked some strippers.

Saw another bytch feed 40 single dollars into her p*ssy drink machine style

 

[tonyclifton]

Wasnt really a bad experience just annoying as fukk and kinda funny.


i went with my cousins and my old ass uncle (hes a fukkin riot fun to hang out with ) anyways we get there and most of the girls were 5/10 there was a couple nice ones but overall it was lame. anyways my unc buys me a lapdance from this chick. smelled like strawberrys and piss.

then we go up to the front and one of the girls on the poll had a giant fresh boob job scar like she got it in the back alley before her shift ( she was not hot at all either). anyways my drunk ass unc starts talking shyt in spanish with us and were all laughing and whatnot. well this bytch turns around and in spanish says( im from brazil i speak spanish you fukking a$$holes) all the strippers ignored us after that so we dipped out.


pretty bad experience at the moment. now i find it hilarious

 

[tonyclifton]

Wasnt really a bad experience just annoying as fukk and kinda funny.


i went with my cousins and my old ass uncle (hes a fukkin riot fun to hang out with ) anyways we get there and most of the girls were 5/10 there was a couple nice ones but overall it was lame. anyways my unc buys me a lapdance from this chick. smelled like strawberrys and piss.

then we go up to the front and one of the girls on the poll had a giant fresh boob job scar like she got it in the back alley before her shift ( she was not hot at all either). anyways my drunk ass unc starts talking shyt in spanish with us and were all laughing and whatnot. well this bytch turns around and in spanish says( im from brazil i speak spanish you fukking a$$holes) all the strippers ignored us after that so we dipped out.


pretty bad experience at the moment. now i find it hilarious

 

[Steve Piffler]

went to a strip club for my brother's bachelor party. everything was all good until my LITTLE COUSIN came out on the stage and started twerking it she didn't know that me and my brother was there. i walked up to the stage like , and she saw me and ran off stage. came out a few minutes later trying to explain why she was there. unfortunately, she's a grown ass woman (23) and i can't tell her what to do. i just hit her with the face and we took the bachelor party somewhere else. she quit 2 weeks later.... *now i can go back *

 

[Xtraz2]

well this bytch turns around and in spanish says( im from brazil i speak spanish you fukking a$$holes) all the strippers ignored us after that so we dipped out.

brazilians speak portuguese not spanish

next time before u tell a u might wanna do your research first

 

[tonyclifton]

brazilians speak portuguese not spanish

next time before u tell a u might wanna do your research first

you right about the portuese i fukked that up. but she new exactly what we were saying there are a lot of common words.

 

[Food Mane]

Getting Jazzy Jeffed out the back door . I thought things were about to get really bad for me but the bouncers just closed the door on me. My pals grabbed my phone and I met them around front. Clothes weren't even that bad

 

[powerager]

Getting Jazzy Jeffed out the back door . I thought things were about to get really bad for me but the bouncers just closed the door on me. My pals grabbed my phone and I met them around front. Clothes weren't even that bad

 

[ALLiKNOWizPAIN]

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[havoc00]

Getting Jazzy Jeffed out the back door . I thought things were about to get really bad for me but the bouncers just closed the door on me. My pals grabbed my phone and I met them around front. Clothes weren't even that bad

 

[No Homo]

Another stripper stalked a nikka talkin bout waffle house n 50 for some puss.

 

[big bun]

Got tossed over a table by a swole ass bouncer.

Knee grows got to fightin' and i'm standing there watching...all of a sudden i'm flying through the air and over a table like a damn stunt man! I jumped up like . Bouncer did the same to some ese and the ese came back five minutes later with that fire and shot his ass.

 

[PimpHandStrong]

Couple years ago I was out in Oklahoma City for my job around Christmas time. The worst blizzard OKC experienced in a while hit and got about 2 feet of snow. Can't remember whether it was Christmas eve or day but a few of us decided to go out to strip club.

I wasn't really trying to spend money cuz those OKC strippers were . So one of my homies paid this chick $20 for a lap dance. She comes over to chat for a bit before, after the hello's and shyt the conversation takes a turn...

Stripper: "Think I'm going to quit stripping in a few months"

Me: "Why?"

Stripper: "Well, my baby will be due in about 5 months, so I'll need to take care of her."

Me: "That's cool I guess..."

*At this point I'm sitting there looking like realizing this hoe is 4 months pregnant *

So the song comes on, I'm thinking he already paid for it.

The whole time during the lapdance I'm thinking:

@1:21
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Then the dance was too

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

Down here we had a place where hoes would walk around with beach towels and when they do lap dances they spread it out on the floor for what idk i just witnessed it

More studs in the strip club watching their ladies then actual patrons

Had a bytch i knew from campus that stripped and i came to where she worked and the bytch acted like she was a waitress at my table, gettin mad when i got dances from others

Fake titties are pretty rare in mobile strip clubs so once when i seen a hoe wit em instead of a lapdance i just paid her to let me fondle them and rub them in my face

Seen a stripper with a catsuit on because that p*ssy was tainted with some disease

Seen another bytch take a x in her ass

Only white bytch in the strip club tryna make convo when the black girls already fronted the meth smoker out.... she asked to sit down n i was like naa ma we just looking (treat her like a car salesman n KIM)

What fond memeories i have in the strip club