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I'm surprised this clown hasn't appeared in this thread yet.
 

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Breh this nikka just brings the swag of the black man down so many levels its frustrating. There are many stereotypes for the black man most are bad, as a matter of fact I'd say 90% of them are bad but the rest of the 10% are stereotypes I dont mind be associated with. And those mainly regard our "swag" and the way we carry ourselves. For the most part we can be seen as confident (damn near almost considered cocky) sharp (the way we dress) individuals. We care about our appearance almost to a fault. So much so that we sometimes even spend money we shouldnt be spending in order to uphold this appearance. Now this nikka Rob Parker evidently does none of this. How are you on tv so much nd you never decide to get a real shapeup, seriously why dis nikka always look like his wife shapes him up with one of those con air trimmers:
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And then this nikkas suits. Does this nikka not have a tailor? Why his suits always be so big and loose fitting. Aand the material and colorways are just almost always terrible. At least Craig Sager does it on purpose. This nikka really thinks he's fresh. :snoop:
 

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in Philly its Hugh Douglas and Brian Baldinger
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Hugh just rambles about nonsense, and Baldinger is a Vick-bashing CAC a$$hole.
 

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For anyone that watches White Sox games I gotta add Hawk Harrelson

He's so terrible that I love watching the games the White Sox lose. I got nothing against them, just enjoy listening to this man be tortured :pachaha:

 
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1.cris collinsworth...if Payton and Brady nut in a cup he probably drink it,nikka is such a groupie
2.jimmy johnson....dude is a big time giants hater
3.michelle beadle..bytch looks like she always have a ex to grind
4.rob parker..fukking lame
5.jon berry...fukking bum...who the fukk gave him a job and think people care for his opinion
6.krik herbstreit...just think he a douche
7.colin cowherd..think that dude is racist as shyt
8. shaq...dude your not funny

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no one gonna say jon gruden? dude thinks everyone is good at everything.

in DC, sam huff. he's an nfl legend in both DC and NYC, and was once pretty good at his job, but is genuinely senile and nobody has the heart to tell him. he constantly fukks up commentary in skins games on the radio. sonny jurgensen has to calmly correct him all the time, like "nah sam, that actually wasn't a first down. he was 7 yards short of the marker and he didn't even catch it"

i know yall remember a few years ago when vick and the bytch ass eagles blew us out in FedEx on Monday night. it was like 24-3 or something ridiculous, in the first quarter, mind you. the skins finally forced a punt and had about a 12 yard return. nothing special. sam goes "this is the beginning of the greatest comeback of all time!!", all happy and shyt. its sad brehs :to:
 
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can't believe nobody has mentioned this smirking fukk here with his XXXL tie knots:


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btw, joe buck wouldn't even have a job if it wasn't for his daddy - probably the biggest douche in the business...


ESPN and ABC which are owned by Disney, are right-leaning operations. that's why you have these commentators "editorializing" and giving their "expert analysis" and opinions - more like making moral judgments against minority athletes and making a business out of it. you think any legitimate sports network would hire rush fukkin' limbaugh?

from dilfer, schlereth, salsbury, hoge to hasselbeck; all these guys are jealous, smarmy, pretentious haters of minority athletes; especially of those that don't back down and speak their mind as they damn well please.

btw, it's not a coincidence that elizabeth hasselbeck (abc, the view, right-winger) is married to tim hasselbeck (espn, right-winger) both of whom work for companies owned by disney. that's how the business works. even many of the black athletes that commentate are republicans, fiscal conservatives or "independents" like stephen a. smith.

we don't even need to bring up anything on FOX because they don't even try to hide shyt - we already know!
 

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can't believe nobody has mentioned this smirking fukk here with his XXXL tie knots:


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btw, joe buck wouldn't even have a job if it wasn't for his daddy - probably the biggest douche in the business...


ESPN and ABC which are owned by Disney, are right-leaning operations. that's why you have these commentators "editorializing" and giving their "expert analysis" and opinions - more like making moral judgments against minority athletes and making a business out of it. you think any legitimate sports network would hire rush fukkin' limbaugh?

from dilfer, schlereth, salsbury, hoge to hasselbeck; all these guys are jealous, smarmy, pretentious haters of minority athletes; especially of those that don't back down and speak their mind as they damn well please.

btw, it's not a coincidence that elizabeth hasselbeck (abc, the view, right-winger) is married to tim hasselbeck (espn, right-winger) both of whom work for companies owned by disney. that's how the business works. even many of the black athletes that commentate are republicans, fiscal conservatives or "independents" like stephen a. smith.

we don't even need to bring up anything on FOX because they don't even try to hide shyt - we already know!

Damn i didnt know stephen a. was on dat shyt. You sre right about those black commentators being gop like tiki barbers c00n ass
 
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