Worst/Most Cringeworthy promos of all time?

[Here Comes the Pain]

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[Playaz Eyez]

Jack Swagger's promo from when he debuted on Smackdown last year was just sad. We really just sat there and watched his WWE career die.

Then the Titus Brand gave us this one:

If this was the one where he sounded like an angry uncle, it wasn't all that bad cause the crowd started getting into it

The Swagger one was embarrassing though. You could hear a pin drop in there nobody was gonna take that fukking loser serious. Didn't go away for months, didn't get a new theme, new attire, a haircut, nothing. Just showed up THE NEXT DAY after getting washed by a still jobber Jinder Mahal and was acting like he was a new man

 

[cartierhoe]

That whole Mcgillicutty promo and subsequent actions after that were fukkery galore

Kaval gets awarded winner of NXT season 2, Mcgillicutty starts attackin him along with the rest of the NXT guys, Alex Riley attacks Percy Watson for absolutely no reason whatsoever, then Percy gets back in the ring to help beat down Kaval like nothing ever happened then they stand together like a group over Kaval

Goddamn the "reality game-show" NXT did give us uncut fukkery I ain't gon lie

 

[reigun]

If this was the one where he sounded like an angry uncle, it wasn't all that bad cause the crowd started getting into it

The Swagger one was embarrassing though. You could hear a pin drop in there nobody was gonna take that fukking loser serious. Didn't go away for months, didn't get a new theme, new attire, a haircut, nothing. Just showed up THE NEXT DAY after getting washed by a still jobber Jinder Mahal and was acting like he was a new man

Then he just threw in a random "WE! THE PEOPLE!" for a cheap pop.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Bryan Alvarez was right, Vince Russo really does hate women

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Y2cheap comes to mind. Dude flopped so hard with that one

 

[Mike the Executioner]

John Cena's "Skidmarks187" go-home promo for the Royal Rumble

Damn, this was horrible. I was going to mention it if no one else did, but I remember watching it and wondering exactly what the hell he was talking about.

All that rambling just to say that he was gonna win the Royal Rumble on Sunday.

To add to the fun:

 

[Drones]

Breh I was watching 1997 RAW with a lady friend who has only studied English for two years. and when Ahmed started promoing she looked up at the TV from her phone and started making fun of him for stuttering the word 'what' over and over.

 

[Legal]

Bruh, this shyt is a fukking CLASSIC.

"I just wanna make a good.......lucha.......thing.........GODDAMMIT.......WOO!"

 

[puppetmaster]

This is never gonna not be funny

 

[RammerJammer]

John Cena's xenophobic promo before Battleground this year was so cringeworthy, dude even mentioned 9/11

 

[Breh Obama]

The Bayley "This is your life" promo

 

[The Eliminator]

 

[Francis White]

coked up Road Warriors.

 

[Francis White]

Greg Valentine.