Worst hot takes of the new NBA season

[Professor Emeritus]

Every year it's like clockwork

I keep telling myself that I ain't even gonna post on any NBA threads between Day 1 and December 25th but sometimes I get pulled in just to see the trainwrecks.


Post your own or quote anyone else's worst hot takes so far.

 

[MikelArteta]

Ledecline

 

[El Coupeacabra]

Lakers get mollywhopped by Clippers with no PG = *juelzgif* Vogel has to tweak the lineup and we need Rondo and AD was out of position *juelzgif*

Warriors get mollywhopped by Clippers with no PG = LOLOL DYNASTY OVER LOTTERY TEAM

shyt is

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

the Lakers are not winning a title and Lestans and the media will place all the blame at the feet of AD. Lebron will start doing all his passive aggressive shyt in the media and we'll begin hearing rumblings of locker room issues. Lebron isnt good enough anymore to make a nikka want to play with him and deal with his bullshyt.

AD come on home where you'll be appreciated.

 

[mastermind]

The AD is going to leave the Lakers post by @String Bell is spectacular.

Coli NBA hot takes are spectacular.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Steph and Dray lose to possibly the best defensive team in the league while playing alongside a bunch of guys who are happy not to be in the NBDL this year (plus DLo smh) and the rhetoric is "HA HA LOOK AT THOSE FRAUDS WE WERE RIGHT ABOUT THEM ALL ALONG!"

 

[Lakerman0834]

A lot of hurt GS bandwagon fans crying in here

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Dlo & Book would make an interesting tandem

 

[Silky Johnson]

LeBron is/was/will be/does/doesn't ___________________________________________________

 

[Mike18jj]

you can't help but to laugh, you know in a few months they going to act like it never happened.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

Okay, the absolute worst might be people already counting Paul George as having a ring and talking about that damaging LeBron's legacy.

Paul George hasn't even stepped on the court yet and he's already getting ring and legacy credit based on how his teammates are playing.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

I think Markelle Fultz will win Most Improved Player this season.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I think Markelle Fultz will win Most Improved Player this season.

I mean, it would be a very low bar.

Either he or Lonzo would just have to start hitting free throws at the pace of an average high school freshman and they'd already be halfway to the MIP right there.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

One game into the season and we got posters claiming Curry’s only real skill is shooting from deep and that he’s useless if he 3 isn’t falling.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

@NotAnFBIagent

Thread u posted this from so I can go dap and rep breh