Worse bathroom moment of my life.

[Tenshinhan]

if this story is true

 

[Mantle Drunk]

If this is not ducktales why you hiding like a little girl you couldnt just say hold up when i'm done i'll pass it to you.

 

[the cac mamba]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8UOEmxzXRY#t=2m17s

 

[FaTaL]

 

[So-Chi]

Hilarious, but still need to warn you of a weird karma moment you'll be SURE to have from this.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So check it I'm strolling to the bathroom to take a dump at work. I go to the handicapp stall first (gives me room to take my shoes off) but i realize no toilet paper. So i move the next stall and do my biz.

About 2 minutes in i see someone walk up to the handicapp stall and sitdown. In my mind I'm like there is no toilet paper in there he about to be . So im sitting there dropping anchors and i can hear dude hand rummaging thru the toilet paper console frantically. At this point i know he weighing his options on what to do in his head. So no lie...I'm presuming this guy was white cause he wearing shoes like these

only a cac would do that

He say's "Hey im out of toilet paper here can you pass me a roll ?"

In my mind i'm sorry that he in a time of need but there should never be more than a pair of man hands in a stall at a time. So like a coward I just raise my feet off the ground slowly and put them on the stall door so he can't look under the barricades and see the next stall was occupied.

So he's like "what are you doing i can see ya feet !!"
Me:**silent***
SOL man: "Not cool man, I kno you there I could literally hear ya sh1t hit the water"
Me: ***still silent***
Sol man: "Bro i'm begging you, don't be a dikk"

So he sticks his hand under the barricade into my stall and in a *gimme motion* So i invoulintarily say "oh sh1t" and he's like I knew you were in there. He could have touched my leg if my feet where not on the stall door..dude must have had a crazy wingspan or he really hopped his stank ass off that toilet to panhandle some tissue. That really pissed me off you nagging me and invading my space.

So i said fck this ..I said "ok hold on i got you"..wiped my ass flushed the toilet pulled my pants up and stuck my hand in his stall and threw the same toilet paper i wiped my ass with in his stall and then used my other hand to give him the middle finger and just ran out lol...I wish i could have seen his face.

i didnt know u were a cac

 

[Golayitdown]

@ the shoe pic

 

[Green negs and spam]

Story had me dying but You couldn't help your fellow man out?

 

[Gus Money]

I didn't expect to laugh but that was pretty funny

 

[Strapped]

To good to be true

 

[Bud Bundy]

funny as hell.

 

[Waka FICO Flamez]

i didnt know u were a cac

how you figure i'm a chalky ?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

how you figure i'm a chalky ?

that just sounded like some shyt them white boys i know would do

that was fukkedddddddddddddddddd up brah

u an a$$hole

 

[Ooh Marty]

this nikka

 

[Pool_Shark]

Thats way funnier than the seinfeld episode.


I'm him doing the gimme shyt with his hands