World premier the Chaucer #GMB saga... (Sponsored by Durex condoms)

[Bart simpson]

This story is gonna

Milkshake emotions

• Bart simpson
• May 22, 2018
• milkshake smilies

All at the same time...

 

[Token]

So we break up
And I go back to the hoe life full time
I was also cheating during the relationship but I was decent enough not to get caught

-so I graduate college
Then go to law school in Boston (not Harvard)

And I was wildin
Smashing all kinds of hoes and shyt not giving a fukk getting in trouble all kinds of shyt


I had an epiphany I decided to go into the army

I came in here ready to tear up and feel sorry for you but nvm.

 

[Hey_zeus]

 

[Lifejennings]

That's sick. Why not just break up?

Edit: You were cheating too? You were made for each other.

 

[mannyrs13]

 

[Strapped]

@Sweet Meat Chaucer
Did you get the sweet meet name from pretty tony

 

[Robo Squirrel]

In

 

[stave]

But he beats her and never got a job and she gained 100 lbs

So we break up
And I go back to the hoe life full time
I was also cheating during the relationship but I was decent enough not to get caught

 

[MischievousMonkey]

I was also cheating during the relationship but I was decent enough not to get caught

This is already funny I'm hyped

 

[Bushmaster]

In!

 

[BadBoy]

nikka .... I’m here for the bullshyt

 

[concise]

Gained 100 pounds

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

In.

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

I hope this ain't a thread that goes plat but doesn't go anywhere. Or I have dig through 15 pgs to find where the story is.

 

[Koba St]