"Well ya see fella, dis remoinds me a the toime where me Uncle Gerald was cuttin the nuts off a bull. Yeh see, Gerald's arse was the soize of this fella here and he fell on it roight inta some harshshyte. Was a shameful thing, fella. Gerald lasst 'is 'ead 'e did."
*crowd doesn't give a shyte*
But, you Ziggler bandwagon fans need to realize he ain't much better. It's going to be real interesting around here if Ziggler ever turns face.