Words/phrases that look funnier with the :shaq: smiley

[Steve Piffler]

Merry Christmas

Do you want a stocking stuffer

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

Silent night

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause

please come home for christmas

 

[skeetsinternal]

all praises to the most high jah rastafari


Skee-wee!


Let me get $20 premium on #5


yaad wi a go an yuh a come blurtnaught talk bout hijack!

 

[Idaeo]

You look like you having trouble...you need any help with that?

Wait, I can get it up for you.

That looks like it might hurt.

Hold on breh, you got something on the seat of your pants....lemme get it.

 

[Raava]

please come home for christmas

Lol

Tis the season to be jolly

 

[Steve Piffler]

Lol

Tis the season to be jolly

Ho Ho Ho

 

[Raava]

Ho Ho Ho

 

[Stuntone]

I'm hear to apply for the High School Women's Swim Team asst Coach position

 

[LucaBrasi]

Age ain't nothing but a number



Girl, have you ever got your shxt pushed in?

Spoiler

I read every post with this creepy voice in my head

 

[Incogni' Rodney]

I got you a nice stocking stuffer


Want some milk and cookies?


You got milk on your lips now


Want some more?

Santas coming

 

[Deadpool1986]

Hi @raedawn07

 

[Raava]

Hi @raedawn07

Hi @Deadpool1986 I was told there would be cake

 

[Deadpool1986]

Hi @Deadpool1986 I was told there would be cake

Oh, what kind of cake?

 

[Raava]

Oh, what kind of cake?

White chocolate almond layer cake,with mascarpone caramel frosting

 

[Raye82]

do you have time to talk about...Jesus

Do you have some Jesus juice

 

[ChrisDorner]

Want some egg nog? Rub on my dikk a little. You'll get some in no time.