The Jewnited States
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Buck Strickland a fool 
post his best quotes
"Mr. Strickland got under more balls than a midget hooker!" This quote and the one in the title both from the episode Bobby is his personal caddy on the golf course
shyt got me dying
"Hell Hank I believe ya. I know you don't have sex."
"I'm physically addicted to the good times, Hank!"
"I like to eat, I like to hump, and I don't like to drive!"
""NOW I'M NO HISTORY BUFF BUT I DO NOT RECALL LOUIS THE XIV PULLING HIPPY HAIR OUT OF THE SHOWER DRAIN!""
"Now tell me, Bobby you really knocked that sumbytch on his ass? Ahahaha, you know he tried to get me kicked out of the club for throwing my putter as his wife? NO ONE sneezes when Buck Strickland's about to putt, except for Buck Strickland!"
After being told of the Americans with Disabilities Act....
"Hell, I'd kill for a big fat blind gay guy if we could just get some work done around here!"
"You ever seen someone fish for $40, Bobby?"
"Whoo! Look at him go! He makes in a year what I make in a week"
"So, here's the deal ol' top: Put on your fancy clothes and hop a bus to Dallas. Buy every pill, pipe, and powder you can find, see? And you spread the stuff around like roach traps and we'll get that boy hooked again."
So many quotables from buck
post his best quotes"Mr. Strickland got under more balls than a midget hooker!" This quote and the one in the title both from the episode Bobby is his personal caddy on the golf course
shyt got me dying
"Hell Hank I believe ya. I know you don't have sex."
"I'm physically addicted to the good times, Hank!"
"I like to eat, I like to hump, and I don't like to drive!"
""NOW I'M NO HISTORY BUFF BUT I DO NOT RECALL LOUIS THE XIV PULLING HIPPY HAIR OUT OF THE SHOWER DRAIN!""
"Now tell me, Bobby you really knocked that sumbytch on his ass? Ahahaha, you know he tried to get me kicked out of the club for throwing my putter as his wife? NO ONE sneezes when Buck Strickland's about to putt, except for Buck Strickland!"
After being told of the Americans with Disabilities Act....
"Hell, I'd kill for a big fat blind gay guy if we could just get some work done around here!"
"You ever seen someone fish for $40, Bobby?"
"Whoo! Look at him go! He makes in a year what I make in a week"
"So, here's the deal ol' top: Put on your fancy clothes and hop a bus to Dallas. Buy every pill, pipe, and powder you can find, see? And you spread the stuff around like roach traps and we'll get that boy hooked again."
So many quotables from buck
