Women are truly evil. :lupe:

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I know this belief is pretty generic, but after that Kim K thread, I just sat here and itemized there demonicism, and was compelled to vent. Hear me!

  • From the moment you meet 9 outta 10 of them, something about them is fake. Hair, makeup, breasts, ass, whatever. Rare will you find a natural beauty. And if you do, she probably smells, which kinda sucks
  • Then, they want you to be the aggressor which leaves them at liberty to reject your advances. The ultimate power trip
  • Then, because you're the petitioner, you're thereby obligated to pay for the first date and probably second as well if she chooses to proceed. Let us not even speak of the ones who want you to pay for ALL of the dates. They make Satan himself go :merchant:
  • Then, you have to put up with her mood swings, hormones, labor pains, all that crap. So unpleasant
  • Then, if the relationship advances to a point, you're the one who has to propose, complete with the expensive ass engagement ring, while you walk around with some cheap ass vending machine trinket.
  • Then, you have to pay over half for the wedding, cause her pops (if he's even in her life) is looking at you either like :birdman: cause you stole his baby, or :ufdup: cause he knows how much of a bytch she really is and that it won't last. So he's not contributing either way.
  • Then, after you went through all that hassle, she can choose to divorce you based purely on boredom or discontent..
  • Finally, you'll be forced to pay alimony since you'll be the higher earner, as they refuse to marry down, and the thought of a prenup "disgusts" them.
And no, this is not the contrivance of a bitter mind, but an philosophical one. So brethren of age and wisdom, counsel your younger squires of the demonic shemon. To be forewarned is to have strong forearms. My grip is :ohlawd:

Prolific posting. Gospel. Standing ovation. Bravo bravo. :wow:

I dapped, undapped, then dapped again over 10 times.

Bobby Booshay's mama was onto something them girls are the devil :merchant:
 

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you realize you don't "have" to do any of these things, correct?

you just sound bitter and angry that females :gasp: aren't blow up dolls

If men acted like ya'll you would be pushed to commit that. I know how terrible your life is already. :whoa:
 

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not condoning the use of molly, but whoever the fukk molly'd that girl could've done better :what:
 

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Prolific posting. Gospel. Standing ovation. Bravo bravo. :wow:

I dapped, undapped, then dapped again over 10 times.

Bobby Booshay's mama was onto something them girls are the devil :merchant:

:blessed: Yes. Yes. But watch as you get label a homosexual or virgin simply because your eyes are unveiled from the mysticism of the shemon. The clarity of vision can not be expressed.

And Ms. Booshay had it partially right. She claimed everything was the devil, which unfortunately diluted her message.
 
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