Woman unexpectedly texts me a triple entendre, I really really hope she....EDIT QUADRUPLE ENTENDRE!!

[SheWantTheD]

"Are you chosen to be a thot?!" LMAOOOO

This thread is wack tho.

 

[Jimmy from Linkedin]

List out the entendres, let's see if there's more

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

nikka thought he had one with this thread…

big bro said I don’t know whether to post this in the Booth or here

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

this gotta be THE corniest shyt i've ever read

i should neg your ass

 

[Mr.bocario]

This nikka woke up and chose violence

 

[Software]

This thread bout to be trending

 

[BBG]

List out the entendres, let's see if there's more

"At a meeting, ready to blow this joint"


the first 3 that came to mind were

1) I am contemplating on whether or not I should vacate the premises.

2) This meeting is so trash I'm ready to smoke a joint.

3) In a meeting/meating, ready to blow every nikka in here





But she replied "(laughing emoji) figuratively, I'm not a terrorist lol" which had me confused for a second until it hit me, there was a 4th meaning!

4) I've had it with this meeting and I'm ready to blow this bytch up.


Now how my brain figured out #3 before #4 is beyond me hetero brehs i suppose this is a result of porn and a life of debauchery and literal fukkery. But the fact still remains if a female put this line in a bar it'd be the hardest bar from a woman in as far as I can recall. Boss bytch blassic

 

[Afro]

Boss bytch blassic

Have her sell the line to Meg for some scratch

 

[semicko82]

Blow this joint
Joint = weed, private part, work
Triple

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Maybe, or


This is the most obvious answer but the coli gon coli lmao. Never seen so many nikkas take themselves so seriously before like damn relax my G the p*ssy gon come regardless



She snapped lmao I was impressed no matter how unintentional it was


Right?? I can't imagine bytches wanna hang with these serious ass nikkas for long I wish I could see these dudes faces when they typing all this angry shyt lmaooo life's too short

Brehs try so hard

Only on the Coli saying to a woman she made a triple entendre is a death sentence. I wonder why

 

[Solano707]

Thread backfire lol

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

dudes more worried about daps than p*ssy

 

[SunZoo]

Okay, I know this didn't go exactly as planned, but I enjoyed myself.

+rep

 

[King Kai]

Why would you reply to some random thot with a fukking inside joke from some unknown hip hop forum?

the woman was clearly hinting she’s about to be leaving where she’s at and is likely bored. You’re supposed to invite her somewhere to go link up so later you can invite her to your penis.

but in stead of doing that your in here posting this garbage line as if we are supposed to give a fukk. No man that actually smashed some puss would be posting this.

you Incels are pathetic.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

"At a meeting, ready to blow this joint"


the first 3 that came to mind were

1) I am contemplating on whether or not I should vacate the premises.

2) This meeting is so trash I'm ready to smoke a joint.

3) In a meeting/meating, ready to blow every nikka in here





But she replied "(laughing emoji) figuratively, I'm not a terrorist lol" which had me confused for a second until it hit me, there was a 4th meaning!

4) I've had it with this meeting and I'm ready to blow this bytch up.


Now how my brain figured out #3 before #4 is beyond me hetero brehs i suppose this is a result of porn and a life of debauchery and literal fukkery. But the fact still remains if a female put this line in a bar it'd be the hardest bar from a woman in as far as I can recall. Boss bytch blassic

Damm so her comment made u think of your own comment meaning to top off a room full of your coworkers? Wtf