* this is why my phone is always face up *
her: so how much do you make?

me: i'm pretty good out here.

her: apple bees is pretty low budget.
*phone buzz*
her:

me: i'll call her back.

her: i'm pretty high end.
*phone buzz*
her: damn......she's pretty.

me: she's a dope chick
*phone buzz*
her: another one huh......she's gorgeous also.

me: she's a basketcase.....may be stalking me now.
*phone buzz*
her: wow youre pretty popular with the ladies.

me: i do ok.
*phone buzz*
her: why are you here with me......i mean you got better looking.

me: it's not about looks.....I got models and lawyers to choose from.
*phone buzz*
her: could you pocket your phone......it's making me insecure.

me: nope........you want wings?

her: i'd love wings and a cold tequila and lime.
*phone buzz*
me: