* this is why my phone is always face up *
her: so how much do you make?
me: i'm pretty good out here.
her: apple bees is pretty low budget.
*phone buzz*
her:
me: i'll call her back.
her: i'm pretty high end.
*phone buzz*
her: damn......she's pretty.
me: she's a dope chick
*phone buzz*
her: another one huh......she's gorgeous also.
me: she's a basketcase.....may be stalking me now.
*phone buzz*
her: wow youre pretty popular with the ladies.
me: i do ok.
*phone buzz*
her: why are you here with me......i mean you got better looking.
me: it's not about looks.....I got models and lawyers to choose from.
*phone buzz*
her: could you pocket your phone......it's making me insecure.
me: nope........you want wings?
her: i'd love wings and a cold tequila and lime.
*phone buzz*
me: