Woman gives a list of dry dikk gang characteristics

[GzUp]

Once upon of time I was a lot of those things on the list and I still got p*ssy.

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I’m all except the drugs, no car, bigger ass than her and mum issues

I was only 4 but I'm off the market anyway.

 

[MoneyTron]

You should know how to at least make a mean spaghetti or a lasagna

with the internet cooking is not hard

I hate cooking. Not taking time out of my day to do things I hate if it doesn't make money.

 

[getmoney310cpt]

Smell like atmosphere is some real shyt I hate when I smell like “outside” keep a cologne on me

 

[MJ Truth]

bytch wrote broke three times and can barely spell, yet has the audacity to ask for a high value man. Any brother worth a damn wouldn't give this heffer the timer of day.

You act like she wrote broke three times as some sort of mistake lol, it’s part of her joke.

 

[maxamusa]

More people should make lists....it's a good idea....a lot of people jump into things without considering this stuff and get a broken heart

 

[DonB90]

Thats damn near 80% of thecoli damn sis

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Could easily go the other way and be sound a lot worse.

Red flags for women:

• Septum piercing
• Fat (cut it out)
• Has more than 1,000 tweets
• Has Kids
• Has had more than three abortions
• BBL
• Nissan Altima
• Horrible fitting Blonde wigs
• Rainbow colored hair
• Saggy tiddies
• Doesn’t give head
• Bad diet so her kitty stink
• Born in the state of Florida
• Her favorite artist is Megan thee stallion
• Has protect black women in her social media description
• Has ever used the term “dusties” or “bullet bags”
• Has an account on the website that rhymes pimp shyt rally
• No ass
• No tiddies
• Ugly
• Can’t cook
• Daddy issues
• Dumb
• Bad music taste (wym you like imagine dragons bytch tf)
• Watches reality tv
• Stupid name

The irony of how your list is far more intensive than hers

But if she mentions
No single dads tho

Or mommy/daddy issues
Watches wrestling or anime
Fave artist any trap rapper
Drives a Charger or Challenger


Yall really don't see how hypocritical yall are

 

[TripleAgent]

Could easily go the other way and be sound a lot worse.

Red flags for women:

• Septum piercing
• Fat (cut it out)
• Has more than 1,000 tweets
• Has Kids
• Has had more than three abortions
• BBL
• Nissan Altima
• Horrible fitting Blonde wigs
• Rainbow colored hair
• Saggy tiddies
• Doesn’t give head
• Bad diet so her kitty stink
• Born in the state of Florida
• Her favorite artist is Megan thee stallion
• Has protect black women in her social media description
• Has ever used the term “dusties” or “bullet bags”
• Has an account on the website that rhymes pimp shyt rally
• No ass
• No tiddies
• Ugly
• Can’t cook
• Daddy issues
• Dumb
• Bad music taste (wym you like imagine dragons bytch tf)
• Watches reality tv
• Stupid name

 

[Peachstate]

Could easily go the other way and be sound a lot worse.

Red flags for women:

• Septum piercing
• Fat (cut it out)
• Has more than 1,000 tweets
• Has Kids
• Has had more than three abortions
• BBL
• Nissan Altima
• Horrible fitting Blonde wigs
• Rainbow colored hair
• Saggy tiddies
• Doesn’t give head
• Bad diet so her kitty stink
• Born in the state of Florida
• Her favorite artist is Megan thee stallion
• Has protect black women in her social media description
• Has ever used the term “dusties” or “bullet bags”
• Has an account on the website that rhymes pimp shyt rally
• No ass
• No tiddies
• Ugly
• Can’t cook
• Daddy issues
• Dumb
• Bad music taste (wym you like imagine dragons bytch tf)
• Watches reality tv
• Stupid name

Also mostly solid.

 

[LadyJ2]

Could easily go the other way and be sound a lot worse.

Red flags for women:

• Septum piercing
• Fat (cut it out)
• Has more than 1,000 tweets
• Has Kids
• Has had more than three abortions
• BBL
• Nissan Altima
• Horrible fitting Blonde wigs
• Rainbow colored hair
• Saggy tiddies
• Doesn’t give head
• Bad diet so her kitty stink
• Born in the state of Florida
• Her favorite artist is Megan thee stallion
• Has protect black women in her social media description
• Has ever used the term “dusties” or “bullet bags”
• Has an account on the website that rhymes pimp shyt rally
• No ass
• No tiddies
• Ugly
• Can’t cook
• Daddy issues
• Dumb
• Bad music taste (wym you like imagine dragons bytch tf)
• Watches reality tv
• Stupid name

 

[AquaCityBoy]

"Beard doesn't connect" was a low blow.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Man I fukking lost it at can't read

How the fukk do these illiterate nikkas use the internet

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

Shiiiiiiid....those characteristics have multiple kids in most cases.

 

[Bubba T]

These things trigger a lot of you so easily. It’s almost fascinating how easily wound up you can get people over a list.