WOAT candy thread

[@OffHalsted]

Ain't nothing chewy about Chewies.Even when its fresh

Them shyts will leave yo jaw on 10......

 

[Bart simpson]

Ain't nothing chewy about Chewies.Even when its fresh

Them shyts will leave yo jaw on 10......

I swear that candy will be fresh off the line and still taste old
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Corner store candy tho...

 

[Bart simpson]

Candy Corn is an L
But those mellowcreme pumpkins are instant toothaches

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[Rawtid]

If I find any of these monstrosities in my bag, imma dropkick you

Never saw these? Are they a smarties remix? I love smarties.

 

[Sassy]

Candy corn is the fukking worst.

 

[BushidoBrown]

ERRY CANDY THEY TRY TO PAWN OFF ON YOU AT THE MOVIES IS ASS.

m&ms, reeces, snickers, kit kat, rasinets, butterfingers bites all solid movie snacks - watch your mouth

 

[MikeyC]

Never saw these? Are they a smarties remix? I love smarties.

Parma violets



They taste like chalk dipped in washing up liquid.

 

[Taadow]

m&ms, reeces, snickers, kit kat, rasinets, butterfingers bites all solid movie snacks - watch your mouth

The movies got more ass candy than decent candy.

Movie theaters are where candy goes to die.

Raisinets - kill yourself
Goobers - fucc no
Dots - you didn't even try
Jujyfruits - double no
Mike & Ike, Good & Plenty - nicca & please
Milk Duds - it got "dud" in the damn title, you know it ain't chit
Licorice - Lic a dicc
Junior Mints - fucc these sideways
Sugar Babies & Sugar Daddies - might as well just hit your teeth with a hammer
Butterfinger Bites? - that ain't nothing but a broken Chic-O-Stick with some ashy chocolate they threw in the pouch

...and they got nerve to wanna charge you $4 for these abominations.

 

[Black Panther]

Nobody mentioned circus peanuts?

Candy Corn gets all the hate, but these sh*ts been getting a pass for too long

 

[Luke Cage]

Pretty much any candy that hasn't change since 1911 is WOAT. It's clear which stuff came out in the 80s candy renaissance and which stuff predates that era. Only old school candy that stood the test of time is the baby ruth.

 

[SATAN]

Pretty much any candy that hasn't change since 1911 is WOAT. It's clear which stuff came out in the 80s candy renaissance and which stuff predates that era. Only old school candy that stood the test of time is the baby ruth.

 

[Bart simpson]

Nobody mentioned circus peanuts? :tchallascust:

Candy Corn gets all the hate, but these sh*ts been getting a pass for too long :tchallascust:

It has the consistency of old cotton candy and what even is that flavor supposed to be?

Cosbymj remix

• Bart simpson
• Jul 2, 2019
• cosby mj remix

 

[pickles]

Pumpkin spice flavored anything.

 

[Reptile]

Candy Corn slander will get you shyt. Circus Peanuts are fukking trash.

 

[maxamusa]

Garbage can stay full of tootsie rolls the day after halloween