Witness Norv Turner Killa Into A Trained Assassin: Official Carolina Panthers 2018 Offseason Thread

[Henry Orbit]

Well, with JR being kicked out, hopefully how things are done throughout the organization change.

JR outchea placing women’s legs in between his, rubbing on the women employees feet, and giving out bags for women to go get their hair and nails done before games. They about to get him outta here.

The handwritten notes read as follows:

A. "The week before we play New England please do the following:
① manicure
② pedicure
③ facial
④ hair stuff
⑤ wear lip gloss
I want all of us to be at our best that week-end"

B. "④ If I could...I'd pamper you more. Rub your feet. Shave your legs. Put lotion on your body - etc, etc"

C. "④ you did not answer my questions – – Do you think of me as:
① your grandfather
② your second father
③ your second husband
④ your friend
⑤ your boyfriend
⑥ or something else –

I regret I have never been able to give you pleasure – "]

Gotdamn, Jerome was a freak

No wonder these owners trying to speed up the sale, they don't want their own dirt to get out

 

[GoAggieGo.]

You did not answer my questions ——do you think of me as your grandfather, second father, second husband, friend, boyfriend, or something else?

She could’ve deaded it all right there by selecting friend. He wanted to be her second husband.

I regret I have never been able to give you pleasure .

JR is a trip

 

[Henry Orbit]

He’s slightly injury prone, but if kerryon falls that far (and someone obvious like guice ain’t still on the board), Carolina couldn’t find a RB who fits what they seem to want to do more so. He’s a solid inside the tackles guy with good vision, good patience, and can play inside outside. Maybe that’s me shilling my own guy but I shilled CAP and he’s good (when the coaches realize he exists)

A few of my boys are UGA fans, and presented the choice between Chubb, Michel and Kerryon, they admitted that Kerryon is the best of that three and maybe worth the gamble. He was unstoppable before he got hurt, and probably will be better than Chubb due to his knee injury

 

[Henry Orbit]

Hurney drafting these tweeters with no true position like the old days

Looks like he’s trying to get all of Gettleman’s guys out. The second corner taken from Tennessee seems just like Corn Elder

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Hurney going back to old Hurney. Oh well. Hopefully, Moore turns out to be a stud

 

[TaxCollector13459]

All these nikkas minus prolly moore gonna be out the league within 4 years
fukk this scrub cac hurney.

 

[Rigby.]

these two DBs could be like Bradberry types that are surprising successes, I dont think Carolina can afford to just write em off as contributors and nothing more

 

[GoAggieGo.]

So, we gotta CB and S (even though dude is listed as a CB) tonight. This Jackson dude is said to be pretty decent in coverage, but his ball skills suck. Not good, as I don’t think we have any playmakers in the secondary. We’ve drafted 5 or 6 CBs since Gettleman mistakenly rescinded Norman’s tag. A mistake that has clearly set us back.

Hope tomorrow is a better day.

 

[GoAggieGo.]

Hurn tryna redeem himself after last night. Love the TE pick. It’s been stated the guy has loads of potential as a pass catcher and is already a helluva blocker

 

[Black Lightning]

 

[Henry Orbit]

 

[Black Lightning]

 

[Rigby.]

CBS has loved all the picks thus far other than that last dude

 

[AceMan]

I actually like all the picks except the second ILB Smith. Should have grabbed Bo there...

 

[Henry Orbit]

@Freddie.Cane we got another one