WIT PICS: Planet Fitness Is A FUCCIN Scam :martin: (They FEED You DONUTS & PIZZA To Get Members)

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went to PF as my forst "real gym" to start out at. Once I started being able to press the higest weight of dumbbells (65lb) I got a membership at LA Fitness.

Ive seen the pizza thing only like 5-10x outta the times I went there since that shyt was eaten when I got there:bryan:. shyt was some shytty ass lil caesars too:childplease:.

Anyways, you nikkas complaining about this shyt but will go right to the liq store and grab bottle some cigs some tree and then eat some bullshyt

Edit: How many of you nikkas actually have been in a PF for linger than a couple days? There's brolic nikkas in there too. These yourube vids fukkin yall heads up
 

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I never understood the hate for planet fitness, it's such faux outrage. They were the first gym I went to about 7-8 years ago and when I felt like I needed a new gym, I left and that was that. It's a great place for beginners or people who aren't huge into fitness. The gym is clearly not for those that are big into fitness.
 

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My PF does not have mirrors every where(:childplease:) only in the back where you can do your stretching.

I don't know where the massage chairs are in my PF.

The free weights are in the front at my gym, in plain view not hidden.

Nobody forcing people to eat pizza and bagels the first of the month.

:martin: at the author of the article, he is actually advocating long term gym contracts. :camby:



A good gym is $500 a month. :swaggyP:

Is the author actually trolling. :skip:

$500 a month for a good gym :mjlol:

There better be women on deck to suck my dikk in the steam room for that kind of money. That article is a prime example of how hipsters are always thinking they get value for something and then they get fleeced

Planet Fitness isn't bad at all if you need something really close and if you're willing to go early before 9 am or after dinner. It's $11 a month, you can't expect it to be a great gym.
 

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$500 a month for a good gym :mjlol:

There better be women on deck to suck my dikk in the steam room for that kind of money. That article is a prime example of how hipsters are always thinking they get value for something and then they get fleeced

Planet Fitness isn't bad at all if you need something really close and if you're willing to go early before 9 am or after dinner. It's $11 a month, you can't expect it to be a great gym.

Exactly these nikkas are a bunch of dikkheads. Its provides more the enough for a $10 dollar gym. They like the old heads that come to the gym and complain why they gotta pay every month. Bunch of cheap b*stards.
 

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I STILL have a membership there Because it's cheap and I LOST a lot of weight there. However, I haven't been there in a year Anyway, when I go there every first of the month they have DONUTS AND PIZZAI thought this was suppose to be a weight loss place Man, they gonna keep these folks fat That's how they keep members too.
It's about fitness, you don't have to lose weight to get fit. If they called themselves "Planet Lose Weight", then there would be an issue. That will be their answer.
And these are the people with the lunk alarm.
 

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It's cheap so I guess there's some trade offs.

That pizza, candy, donuts, and cookies shyt is at every single one too.

It's an entire chain of :flabbynsick:
 

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I recently joined PF, they opened a new one literally across the street from my house in the mall, for $10 a month, 24hr access I couldn't pass it up. I get up at 6am, go over and do cardio and weights and then start the workday. No issues with the place that I can see so far especially going early in the morning, damn near all of the treadmills, weights, and machines are available. I've been a member of Fitworks for 3yrs + now, still keeping it even though its a longer drive from the house.
 

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I hate when people come up to me talkin bout "why pizza, why candy" and all that shyt while grabbing it. Are u that retarded u cant control urself?

Put junk food in front of overweight people trying to get in shape, brehs.

Put alcohol in front of alcoholics and ask them, "Are u that retarded u cant control urself?" brehs.
 

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The one I went to was clean. I'm about to go back and cancel la fitness. I'm on a budget :yeshrug:
 

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I still had mine. Back in 2005, I was broke as hell and couldn't do the $80 per month of a real gym. :sadbron:

PF saved my life in 2010 when the recession was at full force. :whew:
 

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Put junk food in front of overweight people trying to get in shape, brehs.

Put alcohol in front of alcoholics and ask them, "Are u that retarded u cant control urself?" brehs.
Not all overweight people are completely unable to control themselves though.
Fat =/= "Food addict", most people are of the "I don't know how to diet and train properly" variety.
 
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