
I aint grow up in the souf for nothing.
do the south have alotta black business...somebody told me that rich blacks from atl r selfish
I aint grow up in the souf for nothing.
kreading some of my old 2012 post, i don't know why i went so hard on BW![]()
i just figured black women didnt mess with asian men due to the lil meat myth, maybe if i ventured outside the hood more id see more of these strange occurrencesit's rare but i've seen it a few times...i'm pretty sure this Filipino fukkboy at this corner store round my probably has something going on with the thots(mostly big boned middle aged heffas) whom stop by his job and flirt or at ask about him to his wife(or sister i'm not sure) when he aint there)..shyt was wierd and pathetic..but that nikka must be a known trick or somthing cause like the last time i was there a young bad bytch whom supposedly know him from way back when she was a lil girl made it a point to stop by and chat it up about the good ole times and i was getting the vibes they wanted me to leave.of course being curious i stalled and stuck to listen until she left. which seemed to piss off Bruno Mars uncle
i also know an this black chick whom used to live the neighborhood adjacent to mine with an Asian baby father whom worked at Foot Action and years ago at Walmart and t the mall i vividly remember some cute brown sugar with a FOB Oriental nikka whom looked like he worked at Chinese hood restaurant buffet and their four or 5 blasian children..i usually don't have no problem with Asians but was stunned and a little offended![]()
Lol that was Random, im in Flawda tho.do the south have alotta black business...somebody told me that rich blacks from atl r selfish
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Oreo FAQ
March 27, 2009
Remember how embarrassing it was when you finally asked your parents where babies come from. Or when you asked the object of your affection out for the first time. Or when you asked your doctor if that odor was normal. Well, that’s probably how you feel about the questions you want to ask about Oreos. So here is a list of questions you probably shouldn’t ask in mixed company.
Is Being an Oreo the Same as Being Biracial?
No. Oreos are full-blooded African Americans. The kind that would have fetched a pretty penny in the beginnings of our nation’s history. And they are just as valuable today.
Is Being an Oreo a Lifestyle Choice Like Homosexuality?
There are genetic predeterminants that make it more likely for a child to develop into an Oreo. But, like alcoholism, anyone can pick it up if they give it a good college try.
Do Oreos Hang Out En Masse?
No. Hanging out with other black people pushes an Oreo into the full minority category. It upsets the white to black balance inside the Oreo and forces him or her to deal with his or her self loathing. Which is really too much to ask of anyone.
“En Masse?” Really? What are Some Other Favorite Oreo Words?
Predicament. Scintillating. Literature. Détente. Reel Big Fish. Portfolio. Pinot Noir. Deflection. Kayak. Carl Jung. Giraffe. Pedigree. Woodwind. Pregnant Silence. Avoidance. Calling Service. Evasion. Libertarianism. Ennui. Hablamos. Holland. Invisilign.
Who Do Oreos Date?
White people. Dating any person of color will cause the Oreo to be seen by the community at large as a mainstream minority. This will deplete the stores of points accrued by the Oreo and limit the chances of true Oreo acceptance.
Who Do Oreos Fantasize About?
Oreos fantasize about their forbidden loves: Other Black People (OBP).
Can Oreos have successful interpersonal relationships with OBP?
Yes. As long as the bulk of the interactions are done over phone, text and email. Oreos may occasionally meet in public with OBP for business purposes as long as those meetings occur at acceptable locations: ie. Traditional Sushi bars, country clubs or Republican fundraisers.
Admit to being a social retard that cannot understand satire, brehs.
these old nikkas are punk bytches....even my pops agree...the men his age are suckersThat should have been our number one priority from jump street after the Civil Rights Movement , but they used that moment to increase the White mans net worth and let Black business deteriorate .. some older nikkas 50+ still don't understand the concept of group economics
If you dont even WANT to build, then you are part of the problem
What type of woman gonna respect her man if she gets her daily bread from another man?? She might as well call HIM daddy![]()