Will Smith wont stop talking

[MidwestD]

*Cues theme music

"On the playground not located in Harlem where I spent most of my days"

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

I don’t think this is what Ron Browz meant when he said Ether Boy.


How can one person go out their way to constantly ether themself

 

[O.G. Gumpy Johnson]

 

[Edub]

My facial reaction exactly ….. this breh won’t stop…. single handedly killed king Richard by talkin…. And. He. Still. Talkin.

 

[3rd Ward Swangin]

At this point, Will just need to say he's
Dude a whole fairy
I don't know who's embarrassed him more. Will himself or Jada

 

[Edub]

this is why people look goofy af talking about Will taking L's and are missing the bigger picture on the man

he can have clearly any piece of p*ssy he wants

but deep down that's not what he wants, clearly

but, Americans don't care about nuance

Ain’t nobody vomiting from orgasms breh

 

[Lilbeast]

 

[I'm Blackman]

Will the coli gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Edub]

Dap simply cuz this was my shyt

 

[alpo]

Nikka

 

[Software]

Could you imagine being prime Will Smith? That's a lot of p*ssy yall just don't understand

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Windooooooooooooooooooooo


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[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Will can stop talking anytime now. I see where Jaden get it from.

 

[calixprynce]

 

[Wildin]

Real ones understand.

There was a time I was fukking 4 broads at the same time.

Would meet and fukk one at like 6pm, leave at 9, shower and be fukking another bytch a 10:30. Smash, go home sleep, go to class in the morning fukk another after class. Hit up lunch with another, repeat and flip the cycle throughout the work/school week. End up crashing at one broads house, smashing, go home in the am, shower in time for another to come through, dinner and smash another one, meet up with the other one at a party, smash and crash, end up going to crash at #1's Crib at like 5, wake up and smash, Friday and Saturday nights sucked for a minute.

You name it I did it, texted the wrong girl to meet up, went to meet up and was so lost in the sauce a different girl showed up. fukked around had to hurry a broad out the crib cause another was comin through. Called them the wrong name. Remembered the wrong shyt, like "we need to go back to that burger place we went on on Wednesday." "We didn't go to a burger place on Wednesday...." Got caught lyin about "working" or "school"

Even a few of my boys were like . Cause I was with a different broad every day, sometimes twice in the same day or night, they'd come thru, drink end up leaving and another would come thru now my boys gotta play dumb.

After I got into a relationship after all that dumb shyt she was like "where's our honeymoon phase? We're supposed to fukk like rabbits, this just seems so casual..." she was finishing her RN.....I didn't even care about sex to be honest. And it sucks trying to be a big brother/mentor to cats who dont/didnt get p*ssy cause you don't have to try hard at all.

I definitely needed to be single for a while but that was a long time ago. I wasn't vomiting or gagging but definitely ended up going through the motions, not even getting a nut off, just giving them the dikk and front like "I needed that today!"