Why Rickey Smiley doesn't eat Church's chicken

[Professor Emeritus]

Church's Chicken is WOAT chicken:

• Fist of the North Star veins coming out that shyt
• Greasy ass meat
• Floor tile ass skin
• Mac and cheese drooling at you instead you drooling at the cheese

Even the biscuits don't hit different, them dry ass shyts.

at the story btw

Yo that's the MAIN thing I notice the few times I ever got Church's

 

[ImmaGetJoeClarkArrested]

 

[The Fade]

Sustenance food

 

[Wildin]

That shyt is nasty as hell no matter how they prepare the chicken it all taste the same lol.

That's their signature flavor. Just like KFC and their 12 herbs and spices.

When I was 14 my friends Uncle was regional owner of Taco Bell owned like 12 of them shyts. I asked him why does everything taste the same? The Taco tastes like the Taco pizza which tastes like a burrito....

Taco Bell has a patent on like 3 signature flavors. Basically one for beef, one for chicken and some other. But the all of their menu items will basically taste like one of the root flavors.

And it's specifically designed like that so of 30 different beef taco/burrito items you can get they pretty much all taste the same. So other than the people who are like "no tomatoes" or "no sour cream" there really isn't an item that someone who likes Taco Bell won't like other than personal preference.

I won't eat taco bell burritos, back in the day I liked the Frito burrito but even though a burrito is basically a soft taco with a bigger tortilla and refried beans, I won't eat a taco bell burrito. No doubt it tastes exact the same as a soft shell and I'll eat 6 of those.

 

[Rhyse]

Yall didn't have KFC, Mrs Winners(yall don't now about that) and Popeyes in black neighborhoods along with Churchs?

My point was those others are in all neighborhoods. I’ve only seen Churches in the hood most times.

 

[Tribal Outkast]

I try not to shyt on church’s because it got me through college man. The things you could buy from there with 20 dollars I ain’t ever eating that shyt again though lol.

 

[Goat poster]

facts. Church's is PIFF there but its greasy af. Try LA Chicken in Richmond. its better imo

Nah I haven’t tried it yet.

Have you ever had Fighter Chicken?

It’s one in east and west Van.

 

[nasty]

Nah I haven’t tried it yet.

Have you ever had Fighter Chicken?

It’s one in east and west Van.

no, I have not. worth checking out?

 

[R=G]

Haven't ate there in like 15 years or more
..I go to Hattie B's though. Curbside and I'm out in under a minute.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

I remember Church’s jambalya hitting hard about 20 years ago. Is is stil on point?

 

[Gold]

Popeyes on line 1

I dont understand anyone who likes Popeyes.

I feel like its some big inside joke that i'm not keen on.

Cuz anyone who has actually eaten Popeyes chicken or biscuits knows that shyt is trash

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Church's spicy tenders

 

[Astroslik]

I dont understand anyone who likes Popeyes.

I feel like its some big inside joke that i'm not keen on.

Cuz anyone who has actually eaten Popeyes chicken or biscuits knows that shyt is trash

The fukk?

 

[Gold]

The fukk?

you like Popeyes too huh?

Your tastebuds lying to you breh.

 

[get these nets]

It's like Church's has been washed, ever since Boston Market came through and crushed the buildings.