*sags sweatpants slightly*
*turns on the ebonics*
Yo, it's ya boy The Rock tellin yall to hit up the theaters to see me and my mans K-Hart in our new film
why is every wife/girlfriend/child/family member in The Rock's movies a cac?
- Thread starter charmander
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Or some people that have african admixture down the line or somethingshe might have a Black parent.. or, *insert random country that has Black people* parent..
get these nets
Veteran
Duwayne Johnson prolly the blackest name possible, fukk u talking about?
yes. Nobody is named Leroy or Tyrone anymore ,so Dwayne is right up there now.
Trapperman Dave
Basil Fawty
Not in the rundown or gridiron gang
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
All his girlfriends in ballers are white
Not that this makes it much better, but he claims half black in the show.
His coworker the white dude made a joke and said you're half black and some shyt...
He clearly does this because it gives him a wide range of roles to choose from.
Exactly nikkas want it one way till it's time to serve a purpose that goes the other way.
Heafcliffe
Hope there's puddin' in the clink...
James Gordon
Superstar
Because Rock is a crossover star he gotta appeal to everybody
He half black half asian then he get wit a cac now he got ALL bases covered
He half black half asian then he get wit a cac now he got ALL bases covered
I never once told a lie
Virgin marks couldn’t handle it
But you a kkklique stan
@R=G come defend Uncle Tom Johnson
Dog, I literally remember the girl I was dating at the time saying “What the f***?!” when that scene popped up
Top 5 twist ending in movie history
When millions are on the line.....I wouldn't be surprised if he mandates this.
He's playing up the racially ambiguous angle to maximize his paper. Dude literally can be any fukking race or ethnicity he wants because most people don't know his background. Gives him access to more roles.
Also by Coli logic...what race is he?
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
Don't get me wrong...I'm not exactly faulting him, by all means get your paper.
My thing is, if you're half black...don't forget that shyt when push comes to shove.
When push comes to shove the rock aint dyin for you. Hes getting a ticket to the celebrity bunker
I don’t think any celebrity...black, white or whatever would die for any of us lol.