Why IG 'models' Post the Stupidest Philosophical Captions on a Half-Naked Picture

[Hungerpain]

There should be an option to block out captions on IG.
Whores shamelessly trying to fake inspire and be philosophical just shouldn't be a thing.

 

[Gold]

Wrong thread

 

[Bonik and 357 others]

 

[Ironman]

Ayo!

 

[Pazzy]

And all this would stop if people did what they are supposed to do by not paying them any attention.

 

[HopeKillCure]

 

[Karb]

This thread

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

She who bust it open, will see the fortune of many men


Bring forth they cheeks, and the path to dubai will reveal itself unto thee



Cleaneth thy house annually, and giveth they cheeks anally


The wisdom of thotcrates

Lmfaooooo this is hilarious

Dapped repped

 

[Karb]

Aristotle, naw....Arithotle...

"As the simp simpeth, thine ego shall flourish"

"Thou shalt stunt on the gram until thine bag is secured"

"The path to Dubai shall be strewn with the faeces of Al-Shabaab. Traverse it with caution"

- Thotcrates

 

[NinoBrown]

"As the simp simpeth, thine ego shall flourish"

"Thou shalt stunt on the gram until thine bag is secured"

"The path to Dubai shall be strewn with the faeces of Al-Shabaab. Traverse it with caution"

- Thotcrates

"Expose thine bosum to the Gram, and the number of simps shall exceed the stars"

"Filters, angles, and mallard face will increase thoust likes"

 

[Clay Puppington]

Because they Stimulate your mind and the picture stimulate your eyes. We should be thankful!

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

The blatant misogyny in this thread


















Psyche im just playin fukk dem hoes

 

[FlimFlam]

Too many fukkin words for a thread supposedly about ig bytches

Get it together

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

I never thought about there being male versions of this

Good to know we aren't the only ones befuddled at this

Kofi siriboe froom queen sugar is one

I be player hating on that nikka cuz i know women eat that shyt up

Also seen a nikka wearing dikk suit underwear on ig and showing off his body but i aint follow

 

[The Emperor]

I guess ill keep it going



"She a lion but she still purrrrrr like a kitty "

NFL Linebacker face