Why I hate being a black man

[Jamal514]

fukk that oreo. Dude looks like the ultimate cornball. Of course nobody's gonna sit next to him on the subway, he looks like he smells like cheese.

 

[Mr. Negative]

I like turning on the Lite Jazz/Bird and the Bee/Pizzicato Five/Zero 7 station on Pandora and pretend that I'm in a YellowTail Wine commercial and hoping a black version of Audrey Hepburn is gonna walk around the corner at any second.

That so-called "High Society" "Yuppie Life" shyt. I'm bout that.



Do you think you'll ever- Ever- EVER hear me say I hate being black, though?

OTHER black people will do it for me! And they'll be wrong every time.



Only a fukking moron will force his insecurities on the world and swear the world is making him feel a certain way about himself.

 

[kermit da hustla]

but in all honesty, i do understand his frustration. it's not easy being a black man in america, where you're a perpetual suspect, thought to be inferior, and rarely given a chance unless assisted by some government program. the odds that stand before any black man or woman in this country are so great that it makes you wonder why more black people haven't committed mass murders. if you're black and successful, you're never given credit for your success. instead, whites AND blacks will automatically question the source of our income, driven by suspicion of illicit gain. they will at the idea of a black man and woman being educated and intelligent enough to secure a job in this society that grants a livable wage on which a family can be raised. the mere idea leaves them

but with that said, i still love being black, in spite of the challenges that come with it.

 

[YouMadd?]

His name is Orville. He lost coming out of the womb....

He should be happy, I hate when people sit next to me on trains

I think he needs to change his attitude, not his race. People pick up on uninviting vibes and respond accordingly...

, I wonder what that feels like to wake up in the morning, look in the mirror, and hate what you see...

Im seriously curious

One time this white girl asked me, do I like being black?

I looked at her like...

I wouldn't have it any other way

 

[Doctor Doom]

Nobody wants to sit with you because you look like you smell like wet gym socks.

This dusty ass nikka tryna talk like nobody sittin with him cause he black.

Nobody sittin with yo ass because you look socially awkward and would ask a nikka what kind of lotion he uses.

Just another self-hating :kewn:, brehs.

 

[Crakface]

Every time I sit on a crowded street car, bus, or subway train in Toronto,

Stopped reading. Everyone knows nikkas from Toronto are fukkin c00ns!

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

I genuinely feel more sorry for dude than anything. He deserves more pity than vitriol

fukk that slob and his self-loathing

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

This dude just needs to off himself.

All this is doing is putting all this nonsense in the heads of others who might not have even felt that way to begin with.

This trash shouldn't even have been published.

 

[International Playa]

This aint about being black, this about a fat ugly dude who hates himself for it, who probably loves beckys but dobt give him no play

 

[Midrash]

I just don't fit into a neat category of the stereotypical views people have of black men. In popular culture black men are recognized in three areas: sports, crime, and entertainment. I hate rap music, I hate most sports, and I like listening to rock music such as PJ Harvey, Morrissey, and Tracy Chapman. I have nothing in common with the archetypes about the black male.

Confirmed cornball/lame.

This shyt sounds like some shyt a 40 year old blonde trophy wife is listening to while sitting at home in front of her toasty fireplace, snuggled up with her cat and a mug full of hot chocolate contemplating how she is going to spend the rest of her rich CAC husband's money she didn't earn.

This sound like some shyt that racist ass Juror B37 listens too while she's driving home in her BMV feeling good that she made sure no negro families moved into her lily white gated community.

This d00d is giving Stacey Dash a run for her money for the coveted title of "c00n of the year" for 2013.

 

[JasonSJackson]

do u negroes have any original thoughts of your own that you can make threads on........

or must every one be taken from someone else?

 

[DrX]

i love being black....even with the disadvantages....

remember the joker is so much more interesting then batman....being black/confident / ppl will hang on ur every word

 

[KingDanz]

He a

 

[Canada Goose]

He should look at the bright side of this, at least he more room as a person sitting next to him won't be squishing him


But I feel sympathy for dude though

Hate when people call nikkas who are different cornballs or lames, shyt is wack b, same nikkas calling regular black people cornball/lames for being different be the same ones who be stanning rappers like Kanye

 

[Canada Goose]

This aint about being black, this about a fat ugly dude who hates himself for it, who probably loves beckys but dobt give him no play

Dude is gay breh, and with gays the black men usually aren't as close minded the stereotypical black woman so there's no reason for this dude to shun black men in the dating scene. So he would have a pool of gay black and white men to choose from.

And gay dudes are just as thirsty as straight men, just like there's men out there that will smash any women with a vagina, there's gay dudes who will fukk any dude with a anus

Dude in the OP has many issues, but getting laid shouldn't be one of them