Why does the bushes have such a high recidivism rate? Nap back in

Obreh Winfrey

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Nap didn't even make it a day...

The revolving doors of coli justice lol
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The bushes should be like the bad sport lobby on GTA 5 online. Each time you get bushed it’s for longer periods of time


First offense. Bushes for a week.

5th time. A month

10th time. 3 months.


Etc.

I currently have a 5 month sentence on GTA online wearing the dunce cap:mjcry:

Damn, what did you do?
It's hard to get put in bad sport unless you actively try to get put in there.
 

General Mills

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Damn, what did you do?
It's hard to get put in bad sport unless you actively try to get put in there.
Each time I get in a lobby I go to the main custom shop and drop a proximity mine right in front of the garage door. I also drop one at each entrance. I then drop two at the casino


I then sit back in my house and



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As I get kill notifications. The players are always surprised and mad because not only did they die but I am way across the map and they can’t get their kills back


So what happens sometimes is that Rockstar glitches. The mines will respawn after going off. A player might get blown up. See that I am safely tucked away in my house. Recall their car and go back to the custom shop. Run into the mine again :mjlol:


I’m in the crib watching it all on the player cam on the tv. I can easily rack up a couple dozen of kills in a half hour. I then inevitably get the whole lobby mad at me

I will start getting messages like. Wtf?? I always reply back like I have zero idea what they are talking about. That gets them more mad. When I do leave the house I am always in my Night Shark and I utilize the tunnels to stay away from harm. They never get a kill back and then that’s when I start getting mass reported. :sadcam:


The only way I get killed is by an orbital strike. To me that’s still a win tho


If I am being honest with myself I earned every damn minute of my bad sport lobby time :unsure: I’m a dikk and now I’m stuck in the most toxic place on Google Earth.

Bad Sport Lobby is pretty ruthless
 
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Each time I get in a lobby I go to the main custom shop and drop a proximity mine right in front of the garage door. I also drop one at each entrance. I then drop two at the casino


I then sit back in my house and



laughing-laugh.gif


As I get kill notifications. The players are always surprised and mad because not only did they die but I am way across the map and they can’t get their kills back


So what happens sometimes is that Rockstar glitches. The mines will respawn after going off. A player might get blown up. See that I am safely tucked away in my house. Recall their car and go back to the custom shop. Run into the mine again :mjlol:


I’m in the crib watching it all on the player cam on the tv. I can easily rack up a couple dozen of kills in a half hour. I then inevitably get the whole lobby mad at me

I will start getting messages like. Wtf?? I always reply back like I have zero idea what they are talking about. That gets them more mad. When I do leave the house I am always in my Night Shark and I utilize the tunnels to stay away from harm. They never get a kill back and then that’s when I start getting mass reported. :sadcam:


The only way I get killed is by an orbital strike. To me that’s still a win tho


If I am being honest with myself I earned every damn minute of my bad sport lobby time :unsure: I’m a dikk and now I’m stuck in the most toxic place on Google Earth.

Bad Sport Lobby is pretty ruthless

Before Rockstar patched it, I used to kill the mechanic at Los Santos customs and then camp inside the garage.
As soon as a player drove inside, I'd kill them with an RPG and blow up their car :russ:

Some players would try to retaliate by either using the bandito (which can't go indoors), go ghost or off the radar, try using the Khanjaro (which doesn't fit in the garage) or use a nightshark in which I'd either blow myself up or use a rifle (one with the purple MKII option) to kill them :mjlol:
 

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Before Rockstar patched it, I used to kill the mechanic at Los Santos customs and then camp inside the garage.
As soon as a player drove inside, I'd kill them with an RPG and blow up their car
:russ:

Some players would try to retaliate by either using the bandito (which can't go indoors), go ghost or off the radar, try using the Khanjaro (which doesn't fit in the garage) or use a nightshark in which I'd either blow myself up or use a rifle (one with the purple MKII option) to kill them :mjlol:
I am crying :mjlol:


Aiyo:mjlol: I would be legit pissed:russ:
 
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