why do you want a bigger booty ?

ManBearPig

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Bubble butt checking in. I've lost about 15 lbs since February. My butt has gotten smaller but still bubbly.

If I didn't have an ass I wouldn't get any of the attention I get from men which is mostly sexual.

:takedat::mjcry:

how can I see this bubble booty of yours
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Cuz my man loves big butts and I ain't got one. ....



:mjcry:


You have to understand.


Black men love Big Asses like Uncle Ruckus loves the KKK.

It is wired deep within our DNA.

We can not love fat asses no more than could Fish survive without water


It doesn't mean your man loves you any less.

It just means that when he's rubbing his hands over your body, and he gets to the derrière and that lack of PLUMP causes his hand to run flatly from legs to spine...


He will pause

And in the dead of night while you are sleeping soundly against his chest, he will be laying awake, with both eyes open to the heavens..

And he will be praying, fervently shouting his thoughts The Creator.

"Give her ASS" He will shout:damn:

And He who is the architect of all that is past and future will look down...and whisper back...





 

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My ass is one of the body parts I'm most satisfied with.



Now if this were about abs, then yeah, I'd choose.


Option C reminds me of mine, but I could be mistaken.
 
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You have to understand.


Black men love Big Asses like Uncle Ruckus loves the KKK.

It is wired deep within our DNA.

We can not love fat asses no more than could Fish survive without water


It doesn't mean your man loves you any less.

It just means that when he's rubbing his hands over your body, and he gets to the derrière and that lack of PLUMP causes his hand to run flatly from legs to spine...


He will pause

And in the dead of night while you are sleeping soundly against his chest, he will be laying awake, with both eyes open to the heavens..

And he will be praying, fervently shouting his thoughts The Creator.

"Give her ASS" He will shout:damn:

And He who is the architect of all that is past and future will look down...and whisper back...





:russ::russ::russ::russ:

Well I'm not flat in the but bit I'm not huge


But I'm blessed up top



:sas2: he liked dem twins



:demonic:
 

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You have to understand.


Black men love Big Asses like Uncle Ruckus loves the KKK.

It is wired deep within our DNA.

We can not love fat asses no more than could Fish survive without water


It doesn't mean your man loves you any less.

It just means that when he's rubbing his hands over your body, and he gets to the derrière and that lack of PLUMP causes his hand to run flatly from legs to spine...


He will pause

And in the dead of night while you are sleeping soundly against his chest, he will be laying awake, with both eyes open to the heavens..

And he will be praying, fervently shouting his thoughts The Creator.

"Give her ASS" He will shout:damn:

And He who is the architect of all that is past and future will look down...and whisper back...






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Amen


Option C reminds me of mine, but I could be mistaken.
Yea cause that thang bigger

:ohlawd:
 
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