Why do you have the username you have?

[Zapp Brannigan]

I am the sexy 25 star general under command of the Democratic Order Of Planets. If any of you are in trouble, I'll have no problem sending wave after wave of my own men at whoever is troubling you.

I suffer from a sexy learning disability called sex-lexia.

I look dashing in a velour uniform.

I keep a bottle of champagne chilled in my room at all times.

I made it twice with a sexy lady alien, Turanga Leela, captain of the Planet Express ship.

 

[Chill]

I am the sexy 25 star general under command of the Democratic Order Of Planets. If any of you are in trouble, I'll have no problem sending wave after wave of my own men at whoever is troubling you.

I suffer from a sexy learning disability called sex-lexia.

I look dashing in a velour uniform.

I keep a bottle of champagne chilled in my room at all times.

I made it twice with a sexy lady alien, Turanga Leela, captain of the Planet Express ship.

But you won't let her go

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

But you won't let her go

Leela? My precious rock dove? Never!

 

[AAKing23]

Cuz I'ma W(White) W (Worshiping) c00n similar to hence the 23 at the end