In all fairness to OP i know the struggle with stank p*ssy. More times than many p*ssy has failed me and or let me down. The smell of shyt, blood, hot dog water, rusty iron and bicycle inner tube air comes to mind. However I have met some gems where the p*ssy smelled like water or brand new pencil erasers. My rule of thumb is the way a chic takes care of her teeth is the same attention to detail she has with her p*ssy and hygiene.
p*ssy has a shelf life of 20 mins out the shower before it starts decaying. So I'll always expect a woman to shower before I pipe