Emperor Sol
Knowledge and Wisdom
I'll never understand women so why ask me?
I don't think we as men ever will
I'll never understand women so why ask me?
I love gossip, I'm rarely the subject of it, but all the latest shyt about who's sleeping with who, who got an abortion, who the father was, who did what in the club last week, all that shyt is entertaining taken in small doses, by no means does it consume me, like it does many, which is the real problem with gossip. All that shyt is not important to me, it's a distraction from real problems, most have it the other way around.
The craziest thing I will never understand about women is how their best friends always seem like they're worst enemy behind closed doors when she's alone with you
Example
Broad: "Bye b!tch, I'll see you tomorrow right?"
Her friend: "Yeah girl. Call me tonight, ho"
Broad: "Aight, slut."
*Closes door and looks at you*
Broad: "Why did she wear dat ugly a$$ shirt.......Oh, and you know she can't keep a man.....Oh! and did you see how she put the drink on the table WITHOUT a cotdamn coaster?!?! OMG blah blah blahblahblah.". They bring up sh!t that happened that you didn't even notice happen and that goes on for 30 minutes
On the outside you be like "Woorrddd?!?!" .......In your head you be like :comeon , "I thought that was her bestie?"
This sh!t is damn near universal with women and I can't understand it at all
Men and women both love gossip, despite protests by both to the contrary.
The craziest thing I will never understand about women is how their best friends always seem like they're worst enemy behind closed doors when she's alone with you
Example
Broad: "Bye b!tch, I'll see you tomorrow right?"
Her friend: "Yeah girl. Call me tonight, ho"
Broad: "Aight, slut."
*Closes door and looks at you*
Broad: "Why did she wear dat ugly a$$ shirt.......Oh, and you know she can't keep a man.....Oh! and did you see how she put the drink on the table WITHOUT a cotdamn coaster?!?! OMG blah blah blahblahblah.". They bring up sh!t that happened that you didn't even notice happen and that goes on for 30 minutes
On the outside you be like "Woorrddd?!?!" .......In your head you be like :comeon , "I thought that was her bestie?"
This sh!t is damn near universal with women and I can't understand it at all
are you a man or a woman?
Black women accuse me of dealing with women of other races because I can't "handle" them.
Only problems and issues in life demand "handling".
The black woman is admitting that she comes with drama.
Excuse me but I want none of that
Realest shyt you ever wrote :welldamn:The craziest thing I will never understand about women is how their best friends always seem like they're worst enemy behind closed doors when she's alone with you
Example
Broad: "Bye b!tch, I'll see you tomorrow right?"
Her friend: "Yeah girl. Call me tonight, ho"
Broad: "Aight, slut."
*Closes door and looks at you*
Broad: "Why did she wear dat ugly a$$ shirt.......Oh, and you know she can't keep a man.....Oh! and did you see how she put the drink on the table WITHOUT a cotdamn coaster?!?! OMG blah blah blahblahblah.". They bring up sh!t that happened that you didn't even notice happen and that goes on for 30 minutes
On the outside you be like "Woorrddd?!?!" .......In your head you be like :comeon , "I thought that was her bestie?"
This sh!t is damn near universal with women and I can't understand it at all