Why do women fear bugs so much

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Because theyy know they can run to a man to solve most of their problems. Even if they live alone they can run screaming outside and some simp will fix the issue or call a guy who will damn near wreck his car to come over. :mjgrin:
 

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For me it's real. Hella real. I know it's irrational and ya'll gon think I'm crazy(er) but I think bugs follow me.

No no! Wait! Hear me out. I always have bug encounters. My friends tease me talm bout they following me b/c they trying to get me to harness their powers. Fukk Shino's clan. Get them shyts away from me. It's not in my head. If I'm in a group, bugs will single me out. I've had praying mantis land on my arms out of nowhere. Hell I was in Thailand TELLING my friends about this shyt and while they were scoffing a big ass end-time beast beetle landed on my thigh. I've gon camping once or twice and I woke up covered in caterpillars. Nobody else did. Just me. Bugs are a$$holes.

If I see a bug in my apartment, I have to kill it. If it gets away I can't sleep. I've damn near ran off the road b/c a bug was in my car.

Part of the reason I'm a neat freak is to avoid bugs. Every single surface in my kitchen is wiped down and disinfected. Trash is swept. I walk barefoot when cleaning the floors to ensure I've gotten every bit of dirt and grime. Carpet is vacuumed weekly so earwigs don't come b/c they bring even more pests like house centipedes.

I'd take mice over bugs. I've gotten a lot better and try to cultivate some empathy so I do the catch and release if I can keep my eyes on the little fukkers and get my cup and cardboard. But if I'm surprised, it's me or them.

I'm good with frogs, lizards, mice, snakes...but bugs?! Bugs?!

Nah.
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I don't fukk with centipedes, caterpillars spiders, flies, stink-bugs, bees and mosquitos.

Ants are homies. Dragon flies, lightning bugs, and rollie pollies don't bother me.
 

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I'm afraid of cicadas :sadcam:, defintely goes back to childhood when the last 17 year cycle happened. Out in Kansas we have annual cicadas and those are even bigger :damn:

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They're gross looking. I mean yuck. Just watching them crawl on the wall, or across the floor, it makes me shudder. Bugs see a rage out of me, that is rarely released. When I kill them, I go in on em'--I throw shoes at them, scream at them, repeatedly slam objects on them over and over again. I have to make sure that they aren't alive still. Usually because I'm afraid that if they aren't dead, they'll try to bite me for killing them.

I've almost gotten into accident because of bugs--seeing them flying around in my car when I'm trying to drive. Being afraid to go down the stairs, because of a huge ass bug crawling on the wall. Even forgetting that I had my son with me, and taking off running because I saw a bee or some crazy flying creature nearby--pushed him out the way and took off, lol. He's like looking at me, like wtf mommy.
 

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Certain types of bugs are scary as fukk, I remember opening an electrical box outside of my house and seeing a bunch of black widows just chillin like:birdman:


I snatched my hand back so fast I damn near dislocated my arm.
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Bugs are scary... that's no overreaction, I hate bugs and spiders- that's a double no-no. I will take a flamethrower to the house. I have left rooms un-entered for days at a time, if I see any type of bug in it. And I'm not getting close up enough to a bug to try and kill it myself. If I'm by myself I'll get that can of bug killer that can be sprayed from 500ft away..if not, wait and hope it disappears
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