I mean come on! 
Some of this shyt's gotta be fake. No way a fukking little but farely the size of a finger nail could get ya'll so shook.
So i'm home last night binge-watching Ozarks. I hear someone outside and i recognize one the voices. It's this chick from Chicago that was staying with me all last week and the weekend and her friend was dropping her off from a day-party they went to. Every year she crashes at my spot for House In the Park Festival. Anyway i go in my room real quick to some pants on (was chilling with a towel after a shower) when suddenly i hear screaming outside. My phone starts ringing. I pick up. These brawds are stuck outside the house because there is a bug "hovering above the front porch light".
I come outside and it's just a dead freakin bug that is actually caught in a spider web way up on the ceiling.
I'm like "this is what got 3 grown ass women in their mid-late 30s panicking"? Even after i brought the whole thing down and it was on the floor they still ran past me to get in the house.
Some of this shyt's gotta be fake. No way a fukking little but farely the size of a finger nail could get ya'll so shook.
So i'm home last night binge-watching Ozarks. I hear someone outside and i recognize one the voices. It's this chick from Chicago that was staying with me all last week and the weekend and her friend was dropping her off from a day-party they went to. Every year she crashes at my spot for House In the Park Festival. Anyway i go in my room real quick to some pants on (was chilling with a towel after a shower) when suddenly i hear screaming outside. My phone starts ringing. I pick up. These brawds are stuck outside the house because there is a bug "hovering above the front porch light".
I come outside and it's just a dead freakin bug that is actually caught in a spider web way up on the ceiling.
I'm like "this is what got 3 grown ass women in their mid-late 30s panicking"? Even after i brought the whole thing down and it was on the floor they still ran past me to get in the house.
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.. .yes!! something flew into my garage while I was pulling up to it, into my house the other day. I waited in the car until I had a clear path from the car to the door leading to the house. got my daughter to safety first, then I had her stand guard by the door to be ready to open it, after I got my stuff from out the car. Then I ran into the house... slammed the door behind me. I wasn't taking any chances.
