Why do dudes hate on skinny jeans? Just admit they're fly and join the team

[Oceanicpuppy]

"Because you can not do splits in them and mans greatest joy is the ability to do a split anywhere and anytime." -- anonymous chopper suit collector

 

[Tunez]

Jeans that fit just right >>>>>

 

[K.Dot]

eh...I see ppl from everywhere in them ...from videos

I'm talking about the

 

[Black Cobain]

Y'all

 

[phobos:\\]

im 29 breh and my body is nice and slim..no homo...this young generation made being slim cool

Most old dudes just jealous they can fit slim clothes , they be hating.

I am not jealous of gay looking nikkas.

nikka really said bootcut tho

The women like'em.

 

[DrX]

Jeans that fit just right >>>>>

its a helluva feeling.

 

[mr.africa]

cannot join that particular team. sorry!!

 

[Oceanicpuppy]

You wearing sandals too?

Mandels with socks.

 

[DrX]

I want to switch my style to something artist like eventually...

Im going to get tatted up

rock my hair nappy and beard nappy and get a bandana...have the first few buttons on my shirt open something . get some sunglasses...turn myself into a sex symbol

but that be only work when my swag is right. I'm not in that zone yet. For now it still be black long sleeve, black jeans, black timbs, black skully.

 

[phobos:\\]

You wearing sandals too?

Nah, these the type of guys to sag their skinny jeans wearing flip-flops.

 

[DrX]

cannot join that particular team. sorry!!

ill slide u a card, get back to me if you're interested. It'll change your life bro. Like when Mario eat a mushroom.

 

[phobos:\\]

I want to switch my style to something artist like eventually...

Im going to get tatted up

rock my hair nappy and beard nappy and get a bandana...have the first few buttons on my shirt open something . get some sunglasses...turn myself into a sex symbol

but that be only work when my swag is right. I'm not in that zone yet. For now it still be black long sleeve, black jeans, black timbs, black skully.

I see, you've been listening to Lenny Kravitz lately, haven't you?

Spoiler

 

[ndthentherewasx]

I want to switch my style to something artist like eventually...

Im going to get tatted up

rock my hair nappy and beard nappy and get a bandana...have the first few buttons on my shirt open something . get some sunglasses...turn myself into a sex symbol

but that be only work when my swag is right. I'm not in that zone yet. For now it still be black long sleeve, black jeans, black timbs, black skully.

Essentially like Lenny; Kravitz




I forsee pawgin in your future

 

[FatherSimp]

fukk all that noise just be comfortable in the clothes you buy

 

[DrX]

You wearing sandals too?

no. I'm upright and masculine. I just look neat and mature. Actually BTW, fitted clothe make older men look more their ago. Nobody want to see you're 30 year old ass in some platinum fubu jeans thats a size 46, rocking a bubble goose.

U cant even run or fight in baggy clothes. Skinny clothes gives your body flexibility. Its like a special sneaking suit. Like splinter cell man

man that shyt is played out. We on this skinny thing now.