Why are white people so obsessed with saying/doing gay shyt?

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It baffles me how so many white dudes entire sense of humor revolves around saying and doing gay shyt.

- We have/had small marker boards on the outside of our dorm rooms. What do people do? Draw dikks on them.
- On the first week here me and a couple dudes decide to go eat lunch. There was like a five minute span where there was nothing but silence so this dude sitting at the end of the table decides he absolutely cant stand the silence and comes out and says "So I was balls deep in this black dude and he got hard. " to break the ice. I'm the only black dude sitting at the table and I just had a mixture of :merchant::why::beli::snoop: all at once. I left like two minutes later
- Dude goes away for the weekend. What do they do to "prank" him? Cut out paper dikks and stick them on his posters.
- I was chilling with some friends and his neighbor knocks on the door in nothing but a towel and says he sat on gum and flashes his balls:what:. But wait it gets worse. Homie decides to retaliate by flashing an entire room of dudes his dikk
- I walk in the bathroom and I occasionally see dudes pissing with their ass exposed like its elementary school
- After a night of heavy drinking we are all headed back to the dorm and I mention I'm going to head to the bathroom and call it a night and this dude comes out and specifically asks me to piss next to him.:dahell:


There is a shyt ton of stuff I'm leaving out, but this stuff just baffles me completely. I dont get why grown dudes do this shyt like it's cool. :scusthov:
my nikka this is so true. At my dorm there's four of us in a room(inside is two more rooms, two people per side, we have a shower sink and bathroom inside dat we all share) and i'm the only black one. theses cacs cool with each other n shyt so i feel kinda excluded, but i try my best to be positive n interact with them(I went to a catholic school during middle school so I have been around white people). So one of my roomates, I think this nikka is gay I've seen dude naked like three times:whoa: no homo. The first was an accident cause I was brushing my teeth in the morning and while I'm looking in the mirror I see dude ass because he left the bathroom door slightly open so when he was moving he walked passed the open area. I had to look down quick and almost threw up:scusthov:. Second time I wake up for my class:snooze: about 30 min early to get ready n shyt, n head to the bathroom. Im still in a daze and tired as hell:yawn: as I'm walking to the bathroom I catch a glimpse through my peripherals of dude butt as naked standing in front of the mirror. I just kept on walking and took a piss, I wasn't really trippin cause I was tried n didn't really care but later I was like:stopitslime: on some "man dis nikka gay:wrist:". The third time I just got done finishing my lunch and I walk to my sink to go wash my mouth and hands, dude standing there in his towel and as soon as I get there he start undoing it right next to me:mindblown:. He let that bytch drop n and I had to turn away n put my head down while I washed my hands n shyt. I was getting mad cause this nikka acting so damn gay but I coulnd't say shyt cause when I'm mad I got to be in someone face looking at em but dude was naked so Im like fukk it. I don't know if he:troll: or not but this shyt gonna stop:demonic:
 

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So we're gonna act like there aren't a bunch of fakkit ass black men on here? You know the dudes that are pretending to be females and taking dikk pics from other dudes or the ones that make troll accounts to post gay shyt. :aicmon:
If that yogurt dude is black he is single handily putting black people in contention with white dudes for fakkitry :heh:
 

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1. I'm not gay.

2. I enjoy Drake's music. Obsessed is rather inaccurate.

3. fakkit? What?

Again. Answer the question.

What about "white people" inherently leads to perceived homosexuality?
U defend homosexuality against damn near every post against homosexuality, but claim not to be a homosexual yourself.

Stop lying to us and yourself and be the true fakkit that satan created you to be.
 
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I'm the type of dude that feels like you can say you like doing certain things and it wouldn't make you seem gay or feminine. You can tell me you like watching soap operas with a tub of ice cream on your left and a box of tissues on your right and I wouldn't think anything different about you. But when you say and do gay acts constantly and still call yourself a completely straight dude it just seems like bullshyt. You have some bisexual tendencies if you think it's a good idea to rub your dikk against a male or flash a room full of dudes your dikk. :yeshrug:


i agree my n1gga :salute:

but i dont know where yall are getting this eating ice cream sh1t makes you gay?:dahell:

does this dude look gay to you? :usure:

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:stopitslime:

but then

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:huhldup:

maybe u n1ggas are right :manny::dead:
 

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/frat-hazing-costs-pledge-a-testicle-687432

The basement of the house (seen at right) contained about three inches of water and the pledges were ordered to “lie on the floor and imitate a swimming action.” They were then directed to “strip completely nude except for the blindfold” and had “a substance described as being like ‘Icy Hot’ applied to their nipples, back, buttocks and scrotum.”


After having limburger cheese stuffed in their mouths, the pledges were each given a “ball of stuffing” and ordered to “simulate having sexual intercourse with it.” Specifically, the trio was told to “**** the sheep.”


White youth:gag:
 
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