But for real. I truly thank God that I'm not a liberal. I talk so much shyt about them, but on my life I hope you all find peace and turn back from teachings that are obviously ruining humanity (that's NOT hyperbole).
It's definitely not greed for money,. warmongering, racism, nationalism, or environmental destruction that will destroy humanity, it's.... being passionate about equality and social justice.
You probably even think sexual promiscuity is liberal, which is wild if you've met many conservatives. This is the movement of 90% of the manosphere, the movement that considers Donald Trump a patron saint. I'd love to see a survey that tells us whether liberals or conservatives are more likely to know what "no" means.
I have so much love in my heart not only because I have a beautiful wife, children, home etc blah blah . . . But FIRST because I give it all to the MOST HIGH with so much humility knowing it can all be taken away from me in an instant.
Sadly, "love in their hearts" hasn't done a great job of describing conservatives for at least the last 200 years.
That said, I really can see how conservatives are happier. They are more likely to not place their inner faith in men and their crappy institutions, but in God. That ONE aspect alone is enough to make this data credible.
You could have also said, "They don't demonstrate empathy for those in worse situations than themselves, therefore have a lot less to worry about."
The correlation between conservatism and church attendance is a recent historical accident. There are plenty of societies where the conservatives largely don't give a crap about God, and others where the most active liberals are the most faithful.
Faith in God may lower your worries about your own problems, but it doesn't mean you'll be "happy" in the polled sense. The OT prophets generally did not come off as "happy". Jesus did not tell the well-off people he met to "be happy". Hell, it's dangerous to equate human emotions with God the Father, but most of the time GOD does not appear happy with the direction the world is going. So why should I be?