who’s on the mount rushmore of wrestling weed carriers?

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2 console carriers in the front
 

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2 console carriers in the front

Feels like Bullet Club has one of those insane, fukkery-laden, Wu-Tang-esque weed carrier lineages at this point.

Prince Devitt: Carried for Jushin Liger in CTU, picked up Taguchi as a WC in Apollo 55, then established Bullet Club with Bad Luck Fale and Tama Tonga as WCs.

Karl Anderson: Carried for Giant Bernard/Albert/Tensai in Bad Intentions before becoming a sort of co-leader of the Bullet Club during the Devitt era, before settling into being AJ Styles's long-term weed carrier with Doc Gallows, before jumping to AEW to carry for Kenny and the Bucks.

The Young Bucks: Carried for both AJ Styles and Kenny Omega during their leadership; currently co-owners with Brandon Cutler as their personal cold spray holder and shoe tree builder.

AJ Styles: Where the fukk do I even start with this guy...Carried for Vince Russo in TNA, possibly while he also had Jimmy Rave as his holder in ROH. Later returned to carrying weed for Christian and percs for Kurt Angle. Separated from Angle only to begin carrying for Ric Flair and, by proxy, Hulk Hogan. Having now carried for literally two of the four biggest stars in the history of the business, finally says "fukk this carrying bullshyt" and takes over the Bullet Club Cannabis Handling Network, retaining the Young Bucks as his personal carriers before allowing Gallows and Anderson to take that job in WWE. Currently employs Omos as his personal weed carrier.

Yujiro Takahashi: Eternal baggage handler between stints in CHAOS and Bullet Club, but supplies women through his pimping side business, securing his value to his employers in perpetuity.

Kenny Omega: Literally applied to be Kota Ibushi's baggage handler (read as you will) and may or may not want that old thing back. Gained a future long-term console carrier in Michael Nakazawa, before usurping AJ Styles's spot at the head of the Bullet Club Cannabis Handling Network and taking the Young Bucks as his personal carriers. May in fact be the worst owner ever, since his carriers keep betraying or leaving him for one reason or another (see Cody Rhodes, Tama Tonga, Jay White, and Hangman Page, for starters).

Tama Tonga: Eternal Bullet Club weed carrier who desperately wants to be an owner for some reason. Secures value by being an excellent hypeman.

Adam Cole: Was the head of the worst Cannabis Handling Network of all time in The Kingdom, before smartening up and joining the Bullet Club to lead their American wing. Left for WWE and became an owner again, with Kyle O'Reilly, Bobby Fish, and Roderick Strong as his weed holders. Now carrying for Kenny again, maybe already scheming another hostile takeover (Fish has shown continued loyalty to him as a WC-for-hire), and showing impeccable business savvy by expanding into the women's market via Britt Baker and her budding network of baggage handlers. One of the worst carriers of all time, since he always wants the top spot and only thinly veils his intentions.

Hangman Adam Page: Carried weed and bags for The Decade in ROH before being scooped up by Bullet Club to carry for Kenny and the Bucks. Kicked out due to lack of attention to his duties, now has the Dark Order as his willing, part-time drink holders.

Cody Rhodes: Came from very humble beginnings as he carried for Hardcore Holly before carrying for Randy Orton in Legacy with Junior DiBiase. After going solo, briefly retained DiBiase as a holder in his initial foray into ownership. This was followed by more failed forays into ownership as he retained the services of Wade Barrett and the Ascension to diminishing returns. Joined Bullet Club, and almost immediately challenged Kenny Omega's spot as the head of the Network. Challenge failed, he attempts to cement his status as an owner by helping found AEW, but only manages to retain the Nightmare Family as holders, a number of which have already betrayed him and formed The Factory. About as bad a carrier as Cole, and a worse owner to boot.

Jay White: Possibly the single worst weed carrier in the history of the wrestling business, as he openly talks of his ambitions and makes no attempt whatsoever to hide them...Excellent at consolidating power, however, as he faked joining the Bullet Club before joining CHAOS, all the while outright telling Okada he would betray him. Manages to betray both CHAOS AND help run Kenny Omega and The Elite out of the Bullet Club, usurping his position as leader. It remains to be seen whether he can remain the head of the Bullet Club Network, given that the pandemic has separated him from his carriers.

I could go on, but you get it. shyt's about as complicated as the Habsburg family tree.
 
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