As y'all know, I'm a heterosexual man and I'm naturally allergic to phallic shaped foods like cucumbers and bananas as well as nuts too
I was incredibly down bad when
@Uncouth Savage mama hit my line, I went to her trailer but she was playing hard to get
I told her, "Damn Mother Savage, you live like this? shyt, at least your breasts are barely touching your knees!" — I got her a Groupon for a back alley breast enhancement last month, it looked and healed awful!
But that's all it took, she was damn near piddling on the floor, jfc
She got out of that sad looking, ratty bathrobe and the scent of piss, thigh grime and dirty pennies wafted from between her legs. Nothing unusual and it was a big improvement hygiene-wise for her
I pulled out a dental dam and I was gonna put it on her but my nose picked up on something familiar...peanut butter!
I stayed in disgust for 15 minutes, took a break, then another 12 minutes, then left
Smh, like mother, like son
Ignored, whore!
