Who You Got: Deadpool vs Spiderman

[StatUS]

ya'll ridiculous with this sh!t. you really think deadpool is just some average joe besides his healing factor?

deadpool would treat him like lunch meat. plus he carries mo' heat than a little bit.

Deadpool is one of my favorite characters in fiction but he aint seeing Spiderman in a fight.

His only chance is to break the fourth wall and tell us to gimp Spidey.

 

[Mic-Nificent]

His only chance is to break the fourth wall and tell us to gimp Spidey.

 

[Darth]

well if we're talking characteristically it just isn't in spidey's heart to ever even kill deadpool first and foremost, and ya gotta expect a fight to the death going up against that stone cold killer, dig.

plus it's really not above wade to bring c4 strapped to his boots and just let spidey web him like "fukk it, ima al queda dude and hope for the best i guess, lalala." how many times has he shown up to a battle equipped with just pistols and katana's? almost none.

he's just about that life. attitude, cunning, equipment, healing factor and so on make a big difference. spiderman's gonna try to rationalize sh!t with him when deadpool drops from a ceiling fan in his crib like "what's the deal, man?" and THEN: shurikens, sai's and caltrops flipped from his boot to spidey's face as he shakes his hand. i'm just sayin' g.

spiderman's probably one of the softest superheroes ever.

plus deadpool has sidekicks, and you know they're down for the team.

Spoiler

 

[Mic-Nificent]

well if we're talking characteristically it just isn't in spidey's heart to ever even kill deadpool first and foremost, and ya gotta expect a fight to the death going up against that stone cold killer, dig.

plus it's really not above wade to bring c4 strapped to his boots and just let spidey web him like "fukk it, ima al queda dude and hope for the best i guess, lalala." how many times has he shown up to a battle equipped with just pistols and katana's? almost none.

he's just about that life. attitude, cunning, equipment, healing factor and so on make a big difference. spiderman's gonna try to rationalize sh!t with him when deadpool drops from a ceiling fan in his crib like "what's the deal, man?" and THEN: shurikens, sai's and caltrops flipped from his boot to spidey's face as he shakes his hand. i'm just sayin' g.

spiderman's probably one of the softest superheroes ever.

plus deadpool has sidekicks, and you know they're down for the team.

Spoiler

Deadpool litterally can't be killed. So at most we're just talking about Spidey subduing him.

Spidey could easily subdue Wade if he put his mind too. Also Wade doesn't even have a tech/equipment advantage since Spidey's been working at Horizon.

Doesn't matter how much Wade wants to kill Spidey. EVERYBODY goes at Spider-Man like that and more powerful and skilled people than Wade can barely lay a hand on him.


*edit*

Oh yeah, Wade tried that suicide mission shyt not too long ago with an exploding pen....And Spidey just dodged that. They had a long drawn out fight and I don't think Wade landed a single blow to Spidey.

 

[Darth]

Deadpool litterally can't be killed. So at most we're just talking about Spidey subduing him.

well then that's absurd. deadpool ain't gonna be happy with just a fight until someone says uncle.

shoulda made spiderman vs. beast or some sh!t.

so we all realize spidey can't win a fight to the death. i'll take that.

 

[OneManGang]

So Deadpool's offensive capabilities, are limited to his weaponry, and advanced stamina? He should have some measure of super strength due to his advanced healing factor right? We got a unanimous loss here guys?

 

[duncanthetall]

well then that's absurd. deadpool ain't gonna be happy with just a fight until someone says uncle.

shoulda made spiderman vs. beast or some sh!t.

so we all realize spidey can't win a fight to the death. i'll take that.

Does it really matter if its a fight to the death or not when all he has to do is punt his head into space? Like, lets be honest here.

Deadpool can't take Spidey on. He's tried it before. Multiple times.

 

[Jefe Blanco]

well if we're talking characteristically it just isn't in spidey's heart to ever even kill deadpool first and foremost, and ya gotta expect a fight to the death going up against that stone cold killer, dig.

plus it's really not above wade to bring c4 strapped to his boots and just let spidey web him like "fukk it, ima al queda dude and hope for the best i guess, lalala." how many times has he shown up to a battle equipped with just pistols and katana's? almost none.

he's just about that life. attitude, cunning, equipment, healing factor and so on make a big difference. spiderman's gonna try to rationalize sh!t with him when deadpool drops from a ceiling fan in his crib like "what's the deal, man?" and THEN: shurikens, sai's and caltrops flipped from his boot to spidey's face as he shakes his hand. i'm just sayin' g.

spiderman's probably one of the softest superheroes ever.

plus deadpool has sidekicks, and you know they're down for the team.

Spoiler

Spidey soft? Sidekicks?



Is this the same spiderman that took on the sinister six solo?

 

[Mic-Nificent]

well then that's absurd. deadpool ain't gonna be happy with just a fight until someone says uncle.

shoulda made spiderman vs. beast or some sh!t.

so we all realize spidey can't win a fight to the death. i'll take that.

Like I said, All Spidey gotta do is subdue Deadpool and lock him away, then the fight is over. Deadpool can and has been captured before.

Spider-Man vs Beast has a worse outcome than Spidey vs Deadpool. That Spider-Sense makes Pete a problem for everybody else in his weight class.

 

[Mic-Nificent]

So Deadpool's offensive capabilities, are limited to his weaponry, and advanced stamina? He should have some measure of super strength due to his advanced healing factor right? We got a unanimous loss here guys?

Deadpool does have a degree of super strength (like Cap or Black Panther) but Spidey is stronger.


Now that I think about it, Deadpool doesn't even have an advantage in fighting skills. I forgot Spidey got some martial arts lessons from Shang Chi. dude has his own Spider-Fu style and shyt.

 

[feelosofer]

Haha the stanning for Deadpool is serious, Spiderman's spidey sense would detect anything like bombs or grenades, combined with his super agility makes him virtually unhittable. Also while Spiderman doesn't have a healing factor per se, but he is very durable and take a hell of a beating, also if you notice, Spidey does recover faster than regular people. While Spiderman is not a killer, he would beat the living daylights out of deadpool.

Spiderman has beaten tougher oppenents

He gave Wolverine trouble and I believe it was during the Civil War he beat the piss out out Iron Man.

So while Spiderman doesn't have a natural killer instict, the dude can more than hold his own against Marvel Elite.

 

[Bud Bundy]

Can Deadpool even be killed?

spiderman wins if he remembers he got a spider sense. deadpool should never touch him, spidey should stop him. Always a toss up with the spider sense though.

 

[OneManGang]

Im hearing Spider Man lost his Spidey sense though? Can this be confirmed? This would work massively in Deadpool's favor. Spidey still got the edge though, but.....

 

[Mic-Nificent]

Im hearing Spider Man lost his Spidey sense though? Can this be confirmed? This would work massively in Deadpool's favor. Spidey still got the edge though, but.....

He got his Spider-Sense back at the end of Spider-Island.

Spidey has gotten some crazy upgrade the past few years now that i think about it.

Spider-Fu
All kinds of new tech and armor

 

[Bud Bundy]

Im hearing Spider Man lost his Spidey sense though? Can this be confirmed? This would work massively in Deadpool's favor. Spidey still got the edge though, but.....

he lost it during spider island but he got it back.

only thing that gives him an advantage i hate when writers take it away.