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Who Would Win A Steet Fight - Tyson vs Bruce Lee
- Thread starter Lewis Black
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HAS ANYONE EVER SEEN BRUCE LEE FIGHT?
Tyson would eat Bruce's fukking face....
Put 'em on an even playing field I give the edge to Tyson. A great big man always beats a great small man Mike would be too big for Bruce at most Lee weighed maybe 130 Mike in his prime was 218-220. In this case size matters.
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lol at people making out mike tyson out to be some god... jesus christ
tyson USED TO CRY AND GET EMOTIONAL BEFORE FIGHTS AGAINST WHITE PPL...
basically the only way tyson wins in a street fight is if he can bully and intimidate bruce lee to the point that lee would wilt before a punch is thrown
NOT GONNA FUKKING HAPPEN AS LEE WAS KNOWN AS MENTAL GIANT IN THE SPORT OF MARTIAL ARTS WHILE TYSON WAS A WEAKLING MENTALLY....
tyson on has one chance to kill lee and thats a punch to the face and probally a bite to the ear... lee as a martial artists has multiple ways to beat tyson most notably kicking that fool in the legs.. once you take tysons legs out aka power gone..
maybe if tyson sucker punches lee then yeah.. but squared up lol at ppl thinking that lee is just gonna throw haymakers at tyson...
tyson was a bully... and most of his fights prob on and off the ring his opponents looked at him and gave up before a punch was thrown ... lee wouldnt
but we all know tyson gets hit or stood up to.. and he calls it a wrap...
and whoever said lee would kick tyson in the balls is spot on.. its a street fight... lol
tyson USED TO CRY AND GET EMOTIONAL BEFORE FIGHTS AGAINST WHITE PPL...
basically the only way tyson wins in a street fight is if he can bully and intimidate bruce lee to the point that lee would wilt before a punch is thrown
NOT GONNA FUKKING HAPPEN AS LEE WAS KNOWN AS MENTAL GIANT IN THE SPORT OF MARTIAL ARTS WHILE TYSON WAS A WEAKLING MENTALLY....
tyson on has one chance to kill lee and thats a punch to the face and probally a bite to the ear... lee as a martial artists has multiple ways to beat tyson most notably kicking that fool in the legs.. once you take tysons legs out aka power gone..
maybe if tyson sucker punches lee then yeah.. but squared up lol at ppl thinking that lee is just gonna throw haymakers at tyson...
tyson was a bully... and most of his fights prob on and off the ring his opponents looked at him and gave up before a punch was thrown ... lee wouldnt
but we all know tyson gets hit or stood up to.. and he calls it a wrap...
and whoever said lee would kick tyson in the balls is spot on.. its a street fight... lol
Insensitive
Superstar
Lol @ Crying before a fight being a sign of punching might.
Mike Tyson in his prime would fly damn near anyone's head.
The dude was a fvcking monster.
Bruce lee is great but fighting a world class fighter with a hundred
pounds on him, fantastic infighting skills, and natural ability is SUICIDE.
Some people dont realize Bruce Lee could kick as hard as Mike Tyson can punch. Probably harder even. 
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wtf are you talking about... ITS A FUKKING STREET FIGHT...
the only thing that tyson got going for him is the guy is a lunatic...
lol at PPL ON HERE THINKING IN A STREET FIGHT TYSON IS SOMEHOW GONNA BE USING PERFECT FORM AND WORK THE BODY...
wtf... imagine these guys arguing in a bar and stepping outside.. mikes gonna go wild and just rush lee.. he aint gonna be in boxing mode or set up ones and twos... wtf... yeah right... SO NOW HE IS GOING UP SUPPOSEDLY A VERY CALM FIGHTER WHO IS FASTER THAN MIKE... and can kick and punch
AGAIN.. IF MIKE SUCKER PUNCHES LEE ITS A WRAP.. but squared up mike has no element of surprise.. and lee can keep mike off him with speed and he kicks mike in the legs its a wrap
i dont know why ppl here are assuming that lee cant dodge mikes punches... if mike connects clean yeah but he wont..
ppl here assuming mikes gonna be comming in with the jab to set up the left hook...lol.. yeah right.. mikes gonna bull rush lee... and lee gonna tax dat azz
after all mikes assuming lee a pip squeek... yet he dont know lee and you thnk lee is afraid of mikes kicks...
this is a goddam street fight... mikes rage and not being patient is what his undoing... so throw away all of that "natural ability " ...
i honestly dont think that mike tyson IN HIS PRIME WOULD BEAT UP A PRIME EVANDER HOLIFIELD IN A STREET FIGHT... some ppl sware by tysons ABLIITY TO BEAT UP TOMATO CANS IN HIS YOUTH.. MOST OF THE PPL THAT FOUGHT HIM WERE SCARED BEFORE THE FIGHTG AND THUS QUIT ALREADY.. EVEN MIKE HAS ADMITTED THIS....
fact is lee wouldnt be afraid....
and for those that dont know.. a 135lb guy can def ko a 220lb easy... all it is is technique... and while lee isnt the greatest boxer this aint a boxing match its a mofo street fight... who you think has more RELEVANT TECHNIQUE...
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Some people dont realize Bruce Lee could kick as hard as Mike Tyson can punch. Probably harder even.
thank you...
that an mike wouldnt see it comming... lee would see mike punches from a mile away...
ppl assuming that tyson didnt go 12 rounds with a bunch of whatever fighters in his prime...
now if lee was fighting a mui tai fighter or of that nature then there is taht elemeent of surprise that they could tax lee ... but im pretty sure if they squared up lee gonna be able to figure out before punches are thrown that mmike has no body style for anytype of kicks...
Insensitive
Superstar
I also think all the post of videos is a terrible measure of an art.
All Arts (that are good) have their own movement, ideas unique to that art and
when trained well are effective.
Machida and GSP are both Karate guys, that's their base, you can see it in their fights.
They use karate staples to win fights.
You can't expect a karate dude to go in, bang it out, and trying to throw hands with a boxer.
Just like boxing doesn't have a huge focus on keeping distance for kicks,use of take downs, etc.
Even then a good fighter will excel (with great training) in anything.
The same guy who whips @ss in Muy Thai would probably do the same thing Boxing, Karate or any other striking art, based off of his talent alone.
I don't care what you typed.
Physics matters in the real world.
A 233lb dude punching on a 135lb dude is not a fair match up at all.
IF it was all about "L337 deadly Marshalll OUGHTSS 2KilZZ" we'd see Mayweather banging it out with guys much heavier and taller than he is.
Obviously people have worked out that it wouldn't be very entertaining if we watched the best fighters of light weight classes get decimated by the heavier dudes.
you would probably hear of Jerry West's 100 point game instead of chamberlain's
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WHAT PART OF STREET FIGHT DONT YOU UNDERSTAND...
have you seen a street fight before.. I KNOW THIS IS A CRAZY CONCEPT BUT MOST STREET FIGHTS THE FIGHTERS ARE NOT THE SAME WEIGHT... ive seen little guys knockout bigger guys as much as ive seen big guys destroy little guys,,, they dont check in weights before had as a pre req... its a street fight..
AGAIN.. THESE GUYS START YAPPIN IN A BAR AND STEP OUTSIDE... mike aint comming iwth one two combos and lee is gonna see mikes haymakers a mile away .. just like lee is not a moron and gonna throw hook for hook with tyson and probally kicks him and is always out of mikes punching range..
as far as a may,.. he walks around with diesel dudes for a reason... he aint a street fighter...
this anit an exibition,.. this isnt in a ring.. this is a street fight... who has the better tools in a street fight... an overated bully or a guy who was considered a genius in martial arts...
and if you knew physics youd know that speed kills... who is faster... if THESE KARATE FOOLS ARE BREAKING BOARDS AND BRICKS ITS NOT THEIR POWER ITS THEIR SPEED WHICH EQUALS TECHNIQUE... all of tysons power comes from his legs... which is from his speed...
again... lee sees mikes punches froma mile away... and mike has no answer and wont see lees kicks... thats how tihs fight turns out...
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
Are you fukking serious? Breh you just proved you didn't even read my post. Besides....you speak as if Bruce stuck to Wing Tsun alone. Bruce created the philosophy of JKD, in which one doesn't limit him/herself to one style. He fathered the idea that one must be well rounded in several arts, taking the techniques and methods then applying whichever suits you best as an individual. Bruce STARTED on Wing Tsun, but by the time he died he ended up being well versed in techniques from several arts...everything from boxing, to wrestling, to MT...whatever. Bruce's methods and MMA in general killed the whole style vs style argument. If Wing Tsun alone was so fukking superior to other arts, why didn't any of those practicioners enter the early UFCs and dominate? Learn to read before you post. If anyone's exposing their stupidity, it's you. I'll give you another chance to redeem yourself. If I'm exposing my stupidity, feel free to quote my post and disprove anything I've said rather than talk out of your ass like a birdbrained bytch. Post again with a straight face that an any Wing Tsun student could mop the floor with even the most elite Muay Thai fighters, and that video you posted alone proves it.
EDIT: As a matter of fact, fukk it. Since you claim you're skilled, and know people skilled in Wing Tsun who could throw hadokens and shyt and kill you with one finger, how about you and some of those friends head to a kickboxing/MMA gym, spar, and get it all on film? I'm sure you guys will clean house.
first off if you gon quote a spoiler..
rewrite spoiler codes to keep it a spoiler dummie.
now, just to prove you wrong,....even further
my sifu and members of my combat class already do this.
from the chi to crown point indiana.
plus i tap'd out my mma peoples, who used to live in my crib in my combat room in the crib, as well.
that nikka left gracefully after being told to leave.
that is how i know you wrong as fukk from real actual actualzation, application and execution.
not to mention i know this shyt way more than you.
anyone is dangerous and you invest in loss to win.
beginning principles and advanced philosophies, coupled with true internal application you dudes know nuffin about.
that is why i know you dummies are stoopid.
as you ain't cross referenced none of the names i listed nor any of the info.
i am breaking kayfabe to put you ignorant motherfukkers through the tables with, like usual.
you and anyone else is violating centuries of facts from ab mo[misspelled on purpose] to the temples and need to stfu.
you know nuffin about the arts, fighting or most of the topics on this site.
aa i have disproved you dummies for fifteen years.
now stfu,..go look in my few post and google the people and stfu.
foh, with this limited queensbury fakkit boxing ruels can touch shyt from shaolin.
nikka queens bury rules even mike tyson will tell you.
he even says in his movie where queensbury boxing originated
it was made so a fakkit did not get mauled. from sexually assaulting a victim who challenged him.
plus would have killed his fakkit ass.
that shyt is bullshyt to the arts, period.
that a black shaolin monk, from moorish background brought to shaolin. his name is misspelled on purpose in my rant. yet if you know the important monks of the temple. or seen the pictures of the monks who were grandmasters, he is there.
if you know who the moors are..they conquered rome, on the backs of elephants.
which is why italians are prejudice to blacks,..as we conquered their ass.
plus would have taken over the rest of the world.
if hannibal's father had not of fallen ill. forcing them to abandon rome and once conquered land.
for anyone ignorant enough to dispute on some foolish black pride race shyt!
now,..shut your stoopid ass the fukk up,...b!
you and the rest of you ignorant motherfukkers need to stfu.
you know nuffin of real warriors or being a soldier.
you don't even live off the fat of the land like a soldier like me.
you do not research, partake or study a damn thing in ya real life.
from the arts or even hiphop, ever in ya life.
now,..if you wanna dispute what i say...if one of you dumb motherfukkers.
ever meet kanye,..ask kanye abot khalif, from dem dare.
then get in contact with khalif and ask about me, in a martial arts context.
ask if i tapped him out at a very low level of study from internal arts, as well.
or anyone one of the martial arts warriors from chicago's mitchie slick, anicron, the lighteyed bouncer brain, or keith kelly, my older elder, that love jones is written about. so you can see the fukking real,..you dumb ass goofies. anyone of us will toss one of you goofies through a wall.
or tap your novice to advanced ass out. i fukk with nikkaz who, who really do this shyt,..
i stay in the company of master sifu's.
i schmoke learn and am humbled by.
that i should not even be posting this shyt,..but y'all songnorant you forced my hand.
plus if you wanna fukk around.
we can go see a 5.3 two hunid pounder black sifu from out of chicago's westside.
who i have been in the company of for eight years now.
a master who will fukk one of y'all up, a savage.
come to chi and i will take you to get whipped on, unrelentlessly.
or if you doubt who wai sun is,..if you meet lupe ask him who linda is.
a woman will kick y'all ass with cutting power!
craig's sister will kick y'all ass.
shyt lupe's dad was one of these warriors in this kindred i partake in.
shyt ask him about his dad.
then see if he will take you to wai sun's school.
to meet the 5.3 black savage known as light eyed mike a teacher there.
or you can be foolish enough to volunteer for the two finger technique in a waisun demonstration.
so he can send you throughed't a fukk'n wall with two fingers.
i be lol'n at chu nikkaz,...y'all the most ignorant motherfukkers in life.
you don't even use ya damn smart phones and google shyt.
yet always trying to talk.
some ol failure tyoe nikkaz.
who don't and ain't did shyt real!
in no platform from hiphop to life to the streets for real.
i would make you shyt bricks with the shyt i really done in all capacities for real!
you lil nikkaz not even in a high grade in corporate.
yet trying to dispute facts,.....
..only a fool!!
defiantely won't look and educate himself on the facts, or knowledge.
i doubt any of you nikkaz even own your own fukking library.
so i know you dumb nikkaz are ignorant as fukk.
as this thread truely proves it.
you nikkaz better pm the nigerian, how i fall through any time off one pm, like fukk it though.
then, ask him how i walk these streets and what i wear all day,....
i stay voodoo'd up to keep shyt extra short,..so play with it if you want to.
i even know other nikkaz frim this community who know how i get down, too.
i will head throw one of you nikkaz into a radiator, lil nikka.
you better be an experienced tacical weapons specialist.
with all the artillery, to fukk with the gawds and who i keep compnay with.
even then that ain't helping you, cause i am coming back and throughed't.
with psv la forza's, equipped with runnin boards and shielded radiators.
art barr
y'all some dumb nikkaz, fa real on my life!
y'all some dumb nikkaz, mayne.
rewrite spoiler codes to keep it a spoiler dummie.
now, just to prove you wrong,....even further
my sifu and members of my combat class already do this.
from the chi to crown point indiana.
plus i tap'd out my mma peoples, who used to live in my crib in my combat room in the crib, as well.
that nikka left gracefully after being told to leave.
that is how i know you wrong as fukk from real actual actualzation, application and execution.
not to mention i know this shyt way more than you.
anyone is dangerous and you invest in loss to win.
beginning principles and advanced philosophies, coupled with true internal application you dudes know nuffin about.
that is why i know you dummies are stoopid.
as you ain't cross referenced none of the names i listed nor any of the info.
i am breaking kayfabe to put you ignorant motherfukkers through the tables with, like usual.
you and anyone else is violating centuries of facts from ab mo[misspelled on purpose] to the temples and need to stfu.
you know nuffin about the arts, fighting or most of the topics on this site.
aa i have disproved you dummies for fifteen years.
now stfu,..go look in my few post and google the people and stfu.
foh, with this limited queensbury fakkit boxing ruels can touch shyt from shaolin.
nikka queens bury rules even mike tyson will tell you.
he even says in his movie where queensbury boxing originated
it was made so a fakkit did not get mauled. from sexually assaulting a victim who challenged him.
plus would have killed his fakkit ass.
that shyt is bullshyt to the arts, period.
that a black shaolin monk, from moorish background brought to shaolin. his name is misspelled on purpose in my rant. yet if you know the important monks of the temple. or seen the pictures of the monks who were grandmasters, he is there.
if you know who the moors are..they conquered rome, on the backs of elephants.
which is why italians are prejudice to blacks,..as we conquered their ass.
plus would have taken over the rest of the world.
if hannibal's father had not of fallen ill. forcing them to abandon rome and once conquered land.
for anyone ignorant enough to dispute on some foolish black pride race shyt!
now,..shut your stoopid ass the fukk up,...b!
you and the rest of you ignorant motherfukkers need to stfu.
you know nuffin of real warriors or being a soldier.
you don't even live off the fat of the land like a soldier like me.
you do not research, partake or study a damn thing in ya real life.
from the arts or even hiphop, ever in ya life.
now,..if you wanna dispute what i say...if one of you dumb motherfukkers.
ever meet kanye,..ask kanye abot khalif, from dem dare.
then get in contact with khalif and ask about me, in a martial arts context.
ask if i tapped him out at a very low level of study from internal arts, as well.
or anyone one of the martial arts warriors from chicago's mitchie slick, anicron, the lighteyed bouncer brain, or keith kelly, my older elder, that love jones is written about. so you can see the fukking real,..you dumb ass goofies. anyone of us will toss one of you goofies through a wall.
or tap your novice to advanced ass out. i fukk with nikkaz who, who really do this shyt,..
i stay in the company of master sifu's.
i schmoke learn and am humbled by.
that i should not even be posting this shyt,..but y'all songnorant you forced my hand.
plus if you wanna fukk around.
we can go see a 5.3 two hunid pounder black sifu from out of chicago's westside.
who i have been in the company of for eight years now.
a master who will fukk one of y'all up, a savage.
come to chi and i will take you to get whipped on, unrelentlessly.
or if you doubt who wai sun is,..if you meet lupe ask him who linda is.
a woman will kick y'all ass with cutting power!
craig's sister will kick y'all ass.
shyt lupe's dad was one of these warriors in this kindred i partake in.
shyt ask him about his dad.
then see if he will take you to wai sun's school.
to meet the 5.3 black savage known as light eyed mike a teacher there.
or you can be foolish enough to volunteer for the two finger technique in a waisun demonstration.
so he can send you throughed't a fukk'n wall with two fingers.
i be lol'n at chu nikkaz,...y'all the most ignorant motherfukkers in life.
you don't even use ya damn smart phones and google shyt.
yet always trying to talk.
some ol failure tyoe nikkaz.
who don't and ain't did shyt real!
in no platform from hiphop to life to the streets for real.
i would make you shyt bricks with the shyt i really done in all capacities for real!
you lil nikkaz not even in a high grade in corporate.
yet trying to dispute facts,.....
..only a fool!!
defiantely won't look and educate himself on the facts, or knowledge.
i doubt any of you nikkaz even own your own fukking library.
so i know you dumb nikkaz are ignorant as fukk.
as this thread truely proves it.
you nikkaz better pm the nigerian, how i fall through any time off one pm, like fukk it though.
then, ask him how i walk these streets and what i wear all day,....
i stay voodoo'd up to keep shyt extra short,..so play with it if you want to.
i even know other nikkaz frim this community who know how i get down, too.
i will head throw one of you nikkaz into a radiator, lil nikka.
you better be an experienced tacical weapons specialist.
with all the artillery, to fukk with the gawds and who i keep compnay with.
even then that ain't helping you, cause i am coming back and throughed't.
with psv la forza's, equipped with runnin boards and shielded radiators.
art barr
y'all some dumb nikkaz, fa real on my life!
y'all some dumb nikkaz, mayne.
BRO THERE IS NO RECORD OF LEE FIGHTING ANYONE IN HIS LIFE! what part of this dont you nikkas understand??
Just off the replies in this thread we can see who follows combat sports and we see the dikkheads who believe guys really do need to register their hands as weapons
ONCE AGAIN...... Bruce lee has never fought a resisting opponent!!!!! All that flashy shyt youve seen him do to punching bags and nikkas standing waiting for him to attack is not going to work when a man 100lbs heavier then him and is more skilled in the art of fukking shyt up is coming after him ready to tear his fukkin head off.
Im sure half of these dikkheads never actually watched a tyson fight in his prime before he was locked up. Watch any kickboxing match and see how long that kicking the body to keep the opponent away works before the guy comes in to throw punches and get his off.
SHOW ME BRUCE LEE KICKING A MOVING TARGET PLEASE Meanwhile there is endless footage of Tyson destroying nikkas in the ring with no remorse.
How the fukk would bruce be able to take Tysons punches once the inevitable happens and he gets all up in Lee's grill?
O yea thats right Bruce would just do a front flip over tyson while simultaneously striking him on the top of his head Knocking tyson out cold!
Thats how ridiculous some you nikkas sound in this thread smh