Who would be better President : Hank Hill vs Ned Flanders vs Homer Simpson ---- POLL

[The Guru]

Hank. Homer is comically stupid, Ned a bible thumper. If Ned could ease up on taking scripture too literally he would get the nod.

 

[AyBrehHam Linkin]

Hank. Why dont they make conservatives like Hank anymore

most of them nowadays conspiracy prattling, unhinged irrational numb nuts.

 

[Pseudonym]

I need to go do something productive. I spent about 2 minutes thinking about this

my answer is Hank Hill

 

[Pseudonym]

Just realized Peter wasn’t added like we all know he ain’t it

 

[Seoul Gleou]

that nikka hank finna make propane day a national holiday

 

[Dchris14]

Hank Hill is the most sensible choice, but Homer has potential to be fukkery in a good way. Those 5 day weekends and universal free donuts could be hitting

 

[Devilinurear]

Just realized Peter wasn’t added like we all know he ain’t it

 

[ROFL_GUY]

 

[seraphx]

Practical lol.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

Y’all closed the polls too soon, I wanted to cast my vote

 

[Wildin]

Martin Johanssen

A businessman, Martin is obsessed with saving money, often going over the top on the price of things like the electric bill

He served in the Vietnam War, being drafted as a 19-year-old in 1972 (which means he was born in 1952 or 1953), apparently serving with the 101st Airborne Division (the "Screaming Eagles") as evidenced by his left-side patch, but he had the flu during most of his basic training and was mainly a "paper/pencil pusher" in the US Army Medical Corps, never seeing or engaging in combat. However, it is revealed he saved the life of a downed helicopter pilot near An Loc. The pilot was Miller, and over 20 years later, he meets Martin again at the Vietnam War Memorial to personally thank him for saving his life.


I'll write in my ballot.

 

[motionlessZombie]

Randy Marsh would be the goat president.

 

[ROFL_GUY]

?