Who wants $200? Holler at me.....

[Hiphoplives4eva]

So i recently got a nice bonus at work and i'm feeling generous. I usually would donate to the site but since its been made clear that this is not a black site i figured it would be better to just give it to a random coli member.

So that's it. Just tell me why you think you deserve the cash. No sob stories please as they will be ignored. If you have a legitmate need, or even a funny story i'll check it out. Best story wins.

No strings. Winner will be determined in 1 week from today. Money to be sent via paypal. If you don't have a paypal account you're not eligible. Sorry.

Oh yeah, there are a few terms to be eligilble:

1. A poster of reputable standing - anyone with rep less than -100 will not be considered.
2. Supporter - Must have at least donated once to thecoli.com. Freeloaders will not be considered.
3. Must dap and rep this post
4. Member for at least 1 year.
5. Must have a Paypal account

Anyways. Let the best man/woman win.

 

[Brandon M.]

my beamer need to be detailed, what's up?

 

[Cat piss martini]

thats alot of chicken wings.

 

[thewiz]

 

[Brandon M.]

gullible ass dapped the post too lol

 

[Gully Bull]

I'm just trying to buy drugs, take those drugs, and camp out in a studio crafting a true modern day alt rnb classic over the course of a 34 hour high that I will perform one time for @cloudbox in a smoky, deserted church with no previous formal training in singing, producing, or performing.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

gullible ass dapped the post too lol

yeah you're not eligible anyways so you can leave now.

People who know me this isn't bullshyt. Feel free to

 

[Ricky Church]

offer em' the keys to the 911 for a week too breh. @Hiphoplives4eva

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I suppose there's more tacky ways of getting daps/reps than paying for them

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

I'm just trying to buy drugs, take those drugs, and camp out in a studio crafting a true modern day alt rnb classic over the course of a 34 hour high that I will perform one time for @cloudbox in a smoky, deserted church with no previous formal training in singing, producing, or performing.

Yeah you already lost breh, and i'm not referring to the contest at hand...

 

[marcuz]

instead of picking 1 member, should break it down in 50s and bless 4 members nice deed though

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

offer em' the keys to the 911 for a week too breh. @Hiphoplives4eva

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

instead of picking 1 member, should break it down in 50s and bless 4 members nice deed though

This is a good idea. I may consider breaking it down to 2 $100 prizes, but only if the stories are equally compelling. An outstanding story will get the cash though outright.

 

[Brandon M.]

yeah you're not eligible anyways so you can leave now.

People who know me this isn't bullshyt. Feel free to

nikka,suck my dikk. and fukk hiphop ,brokeboi. go pay for somebody groceries spontaneously u fukkin duck. not some lame playing on thecoli

 

[Couth]

some dudes broke into my community center and whipped my ass.

There was like 12 of them. 200 dollars would go a long way to getting these kids some computers have a heart