Who is the LEAST athletic person to ever make a professional league?

[G-Zeus]

Kendrick Perkins

....that other dude said ZBO....

what are you guys on?????

 

[mamba]

Breh was talented and pretty damn nimble for a big dude, tho.


Honestly, one of the best passing big men I've ever seen.


When I was a kid, he was actually the first NBA player I ever saw in public.


Me and the fam was at this restaurant called "The Spaghetti Factory"


And breh was in there boss hoggin.Huge trays of spaghetti, extra sauce, bread sticks...


We sat at a table about 10-15 ft away....I was just the whole time


because it was a surreal experience for me.Not long before that, I'd watched him do this





On a team with Barkley and Kevin Johnson, he was the best passer.


The game winning shot was actually designed for him to throw it off the backboard like that.


Oliver's my nicca.I always liked dude

 

[Peter Parker]

Steve Novak runs this thread.

His shot was wet though

 

[Remote]

John Olerud was possibly the slowest baseball player I've seen in my life.

Mark Jackson was also a pretty terrible athlete.

Tom Brady is also a horrible athlete. But dude can play (obviously).

Hockey?? I forget how to spell his name, but Jeff Beukeboom, old defense man who played on a lot of good teams but could barely skate. He was known for being big, slow and very physical.

John Olerud was one of the best defensive 1st basemen of his era. He was agile as fukk.

 

[puggle]

Jared Lorenzen is one, forget if he ever had reps in a regular season game though.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Pics please



Pause

 

[Dorian Breh]

NBA - Adam Morrison

 

[Guess Who]

John Olerud was one of the best defensive 1st basemen of his era. He was agile as fukk.

You ever see him try to run the base pads? John Olerud was a running joke for awhile cuz he was slow as fukk.

 

[mastermind]

Breh was talented and pretty damn nimble for a big dude, tho.


Honestly, one of the best passing big men I've ever seen.


When I was a kid, he was actually the first NBA player I ever saw in public.


Me and the fam was at this restaurant called "The Spaghetti Factory"


And breh was in there boss hoggin.Huge trays of spaghetti, extra sauce, bread sticks...


We sat at a table about 10-15 ft away....I was just the whole time


because it was a surreal experience for me.Not long before that, I'd watched him do this





On a team with Barkley and Kevin Johnson, he was the best passer.


The game winning shot was actually designed for him to throw it off the backboard like that.


Oliver's my nicca.I always liked dude

yeah, Oliver Miller was athletic. He had great body control too.

Even Shawn Bradley was athletic.

 

[ISO]

MLB - CC Sabathia

C.C. was actually an All-State TE with multiple D1 scholarships

 

[ISO]

Mark Jackson was also a pretty terrible athlete.

Young Mark Jackson, he looks average

 

[KevCo]

Brian Scalabrine

Thought of him when i saw the thread title....

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

I want to say someone like Pablo Sandoval or David Ortiz.

MLB - CC Sabathia

NFL - Jared Lorenzon

NBA - Robert Traylor

at the bucks for trading Dirk on draft day for him.

 

[KillbertArenas]

These so-called non athletes will work you guys..

However Tom Brady is a good choice..

 

[Remote]

You ever see him try to run the base pads? John Olerud was a running joke for awhile cuz he was slow as fukk.

I think people have to consider the position...at least in general terms.

I mean look, just strictly talking baseball players...it's basically cheating to list a catcher (for example) as someone who is "least athletic" since those guys tend to be heavier and not particularly fast (though many are agile and quick in other ways).

So to me it's like...who was the least athletic person in a position where speed/agility was most important?
In that context, you probably eliminate a lot of positions/players off the bat.

Even though there have always been plodding sluggers in boxing, "Butterbean" Eric Esch comes to mind for me.
Great entertainment though.