Who here fvcked their friends moms?

[Just like bruddas]

nah I wouldnt go that far

 

[L&HH]

This gif.

The funniest comment on this gif was someone saying it looked like Jay was on one of those dual bicycles peddling behind the white man in front of him.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

I did a few times and came close some other times. I learned that if you going to flirt with an older woman. It either gets written off as a joke or she takes you up on your offer so you better be prepared.

Kind of long but.

Not my homeboys mom but his aunt which is crazy cause I was trying to get with her daughter and she knew it. They all lived together so when I would go hangout with my homeboy they would be there too. His cousin was older by like 4 years and his cousin so I wasn't going to be on some disrespectful shyt so every time i would stop by i would ask her can i take her out to dinner or to the movies or something and she would swerve me. It kind of became a running joke since I never expected her to say yes. One day we were there chilling and I asked her out,she shook her head, and we both went about our business. Her mom was in the kitchen and they started talking about me, even over all the noise I could hear it. Her mom was telling her that she need to stop bullshytting with me and jump on me. How i was tall and handsome with a good head on my shoulders and going places in life. What stuck out is she said " That boy is gonna find out he can do better than you, and I don't think you can do better than him." Her daughter still brushed me off though.

Fast Forward a few hours later. I'm getting ready to leave my boys aunt offers me a ride home. I turn it down because I didnt really need it. I think thats the end of that. I get halfway down the block and her minivan pulls up and she tells me to get in. Its winter in new york so i jump in. While we're driving shes doing that sex life interrogation that older people do,asking if theres a girlfriend,are you a virgin,etc. I'm just answering the questions honestly. Then shes like "I'm gonna stop cause you getting me excited, am i getting you excited? " I didn't know what she meant by excited so I told her no. She put her hand on my dikk and I was rock hard. The she goes "It feels nice, I thought you said you wasn't excited? Now shes massaging it through my jeans and telling me to take it out. Before I knew it we were on a deserted block and were in the backseat fukking.

Fast Forward. I didn't go by my homeboys house for a while after that until one day when I had to. We get there and theres some dude chilling there. I know his whole family so I'm like "who is he?" and homeboys like "thats my aunts boyfriend, I can't believe you never seen him, they been together for years" but the real crazy thing is I came inside her. Then I found out she was a few months pregnant a few months after

 

[1ncognegro]

woke up with my dikk in your mouth again i see...

you dusty ass homo, smfh @ this dirty looking malnourihsed nikka wearing eyeliner... no wonder you love the taste of my dikk...ole cross dressing ass

 

[Ronald McDonald]

I fukked a nikka's mom that I used to go to school with Mom a few years back. We weren't best friends or nothing but we were pretty cool with each other. But his mom is a straight freak and loves her some young meat. I wasn't the first and wont be the last.

so u fukked a nikka's grandma?

 

[Emperor Sol]

ITT:

How one misplaced modifier can ruin your life

 

[charmander]

@Gunshi

we know what kinda women you go after....they either got dikks or they dont exist

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/54671-gunshi-captures-milf-pawg-storm-video.html#.UauovNhTWr4

this fat dusty rotten mouth dirtball fakkit how the lint on your coat whiter than your teeth?

how does it feel to make less than minimum wage slaving away on a tranny dating site?

you makin 20 bucks a day off tranny ads you fukking degenerate and stop sending me PMs you obese burnt pig, teeth lookin like candy corn

 

[Ciggavelli]

immaculate use of that gif

 

[QuintessentialBM]

This is funny because it wouldn't bewilder me to think that Jay-Z would sleep with Tina Knowles. He's that type of dude

 

[Gunshi]

@Gunshi

we know what kinda women you go after....they either got dikks or they dont exist

http://www.the-coli.com/locker-room/54671-gunshi-captures-milf-pawg-storm-video.html#.UauovNhTWr4

this fat dusty rotten mouth dirtball fakkit how the lint on your coat whiter than your teeth?

how does it feel to make less than minimum wage slaving away on a tranny dating site?

you makin 20 bucks a day off tranny ads you fukking degenerate and stop sending me PMs you obese burnt pig, teeth lookin like candy corn

like ive told yo dirty looking cross dressing eye liner wearing homotional self... show these pms bruh... wtf were you thinking fukking with da legend...i can smell you thru my screen, change your tampon bytch!

is this why

 

[charmander]

like ive told yo dirty looking cross dressing eye liner wearing homotional self... show these pms bruh... wtf were you thinking fukking with da legend...i can smell you thru my screen, change your tampon bytch!


is this why

who are you trying to fool tho gunshyt? everyone who knew you from SOHH knows the same shyt about you...

this is the pathological liar who used to begging for money on sohh?

nikka look like a retarded Sean Kingston

Tranny?

you hit but yet it took you 11 mins to get an ankle shot. chances are if you went anywhere close to that bytch she would of cried rape.

Fixed and the answer is yep

u ugly, crusty looking and fat as fukk

you seen my screenshots of me making 300 to 400 a day doing CPA advertising and you followed me around SOHH for a year begging me to put you on....now you're broke pinching pennies off a tranny site and you're mad at me for it

you're hideous dog

 

[BruhMayne]

@ reggie responding to all them comments individually to plead his case

"Please believe me!! PLEEASEE BELIEVE MEE! "

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2mnLGWXGPI"]Dave Chappelle (Clinton #2) - YouTube[/ame]

 

[BedRoomI'z]

lol at the thread turn

 

[Gunshi]

@charmander

now we telling ducktales?? if anyone made 300-1000k a day that would be me and i can prove it. anyhow, why are you wearing eye liner???

 

[charmander]

now we telling ducktales?? if anyone made 300-1000k a day that would be me and i can prove it. anyhow, why are you wearing eye liner???

lol...and you wonder why everyone calls you a pathological liar weirdo...

everyone has seen that picture of me, and a bunch of other pictures where i look much better than you....what are you planning on accomplishing by spamming it? do we need to make a thread asking who looks better?

i can tell your titties are sweating right now...you're a furious, gross, lazy eyed pig...

as for saying i'm lying about my CPA shyt...you're pathetic did i really hurt your feelings that bad where you can't even admit that you were on my dikk back then?

ask my nikka @illadope or anyone else who posted in that thread in Off Topic about internet hustles...you were in there simping me begging me to show you how to do it