Miss me with that essay.Lol because I like carbonated water?
Do you know what soda is?
I get it, you're one of those "healthy" people.
Continue eliminating things from your diet man, that sounds real healthy. I heard the healthiest people don't eat anything solid. They just drink filtered mountain spring water with their bare hands because plastic and glass have negative energy.
Enjoy the long life you're assured by not drinking soda.
I'm sure you just sipping club soda out here .