Natives: "You burn our villages, enslave us and murder our people. You will not survive this night."
*Natives surround Spanairds"
The Spanairds: " Wait! But what about the Aztecs? They are Indians but commit crime against? Why do you focus on us when your own Indians commit crime? In short, what about Native-on-Native crime?
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Natives: "The Aztecs do commit crimes, but as do all Natives. You however are genocidal and carry repercussions. You have already done evil against us but we are blinded by our own squabbles. We don't even know the extent of your evil..
The Spanairds: "So? Soon you'll all be dead from your own crime -- your own evil, senor. And w-w-whut about Native sexism, senor? That's a big problem out chea too.
Natives: "Surely you jest. What tribe has ever died from crime? There has always been crime. Sexism?What tribe has ever died from sexism? Genocide, slavery and land-stealing are different and must be punished. You lead me astray..
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The Spanaird: "Is it so different? Look over there, a young girl is bein accosted by a middle age man. Why do you not intervene? Instead you harp on me and mine as though I am the ones committing the majority of crime. Sure we enslave, murder and kill yall. Babies and children too. But we don't do the majority of it across this New Continent.
"
*Spanaird commander whispers to his command*
Spaniard suboridnate: "Sire, this happens across the sea as well. The same is true of most all peoples. What relevance does the quibbles of daily life have to this conflict? It is like saying that b/c family members are most likely to murder each other, genocide and war does not matter."
Spanaird commander: "Correct, it does not matter. Pity these foolish Indians and their squabbles over bullshyt. Soon we will rule this land and they will worship us. We do as the men and empire command and demand; that is the control of all things here. So what a load of bullshyt. Technochitlan will burn for these savage's ignorance and low IQ talkin' to a vampire about one sheep's argument with another. The vampire acts in his own self interest. He would sooner turn all to ghouls than wonder whether one sheep feels wronged by other. Do not fret: we will have our meat before long.
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Spanaird suboridnate: "How?
We have no forces here and none which exist that can stand to the Aztec's numbers.
Spanaird commander: " You don't trust me, senor? After I finish spotlighting on the Aztec's many crime and transgressions, we will have all we need. Commit that.
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"Remember I, Cortes, ordered all our ships set alight. We have no other choice but to succeed here and fill Queen Isabella's coffers with Aztec heads and gold. We must do so before the English, French and the rest of them fukkboys arrive. B-b-buh what about sexism? A sucker born every minute. The Queen is a woman, surrounded at every turn by men that control her, is that enough female empowerment for you? What about the millions of female domestic slaves--I mean commoners? Is that female empowerment for you? And what about Spanaird crime? As the savage said, intraracial crime doesn't matter. Savages keeping us like chitlin does. Stay away from binary thoughts, brother. Stupidity befits only savages. If they knew anything, they would know what comes next. Now come, I have an army to rouse.
"
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In truth, the Spanairds used the Native's superficial divisions against them. Even with their technological superiority, The Spanairds did not have the numbers nor the resources to wage war on the Aztecs. The bulk of the people that fought against the Aztecs in their capital, Tenochtitlan, were Native tribes with petty grievances. There was plenty the Spanairds would not have known or figured out if not for sellouts, like the Aztec's secret meeting places, ambush plans, etc. The Spanairds entered the Aztec fray with a mere 900-1300 infantry alongside a massive 80,000 to 200,000 Native force, which countered the Aztec's own. So the Aztecs spent virtually all their time fighting Natives in a battle that had the Aztecs won, the Natives might have survived to tell the story thereafter. Spain would never have overcome the Natives if they had amassed their forces. Their number would have totalled close to half a million combining those two tribes alone. Add more and the number is damn near insurmountable for at least another hundred years. The Spanairds might never have conquered them. But a divided house cannot stand..