whie amuricans r unda attach and bein daskriminaded agens

[Julius Skrrvin]

Goddamn. I need to share some stories about working in a hood ass grocery store for 3 and a half years one day. Nothing that crazy happened though.

This year I decided I want to do Geriatric Psych one day, so I'm doing research there and doing rotations with residents in the nursing homes and VA here in Saint Louis, you run into some funny shyt. When I'm in there, i'm basically dressing like a doctor (their request); white coat, armani button ups, black slacks, allen edmonds etc etc.... I'm wearing flashy shyt to impress my PI , he's into that shyt. So while i'm writing out a chart note this old demented cac comes up to me and grabs my coat from behind and says "I know you..... YOU'RE THE MOTHERfukkING PIRATE CAPTAIN! YOU GOT YER GUN AND YER SHINY SHIRT AND YER CLOG SHOES! HEY! LOOK AT THIS GUY, HE'S THE fukkING PIRATE CAPTAIN AND THIS IS HIS TREASURE (pointing to a bag). I had to distract him with some bullshyt to get him off me.

 

[Darth Nubian]

Jesse upped his c00n level to over 9000 with this one

 

[Serious]

Jesse upped his c00n level to over 9000 with this one

I don't know how I feel about this statement. That "thank gawd for slavery" video is wholeheartedly disgusting...

Not to mention, I can't really justify the nursing student being murdered. Heck I'm disturbed about that situation as well...

 

[Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson]

Ha, @Serious might enjoy this.

I have a few, but one favorite. That's the regional medical(hence, the MED) hospital, so anytime someone gets really fukked up they get carted of there. One night my junior year there was a crazy incident where these dudes had shot each other, and they both got carted off there, multiple gunshot wounds. They get carted through ambulances, triage and all that and then they're in the ICU. About an hour later they both wake up and realize they're next to each other and that the fukking ambulance techs didn't take their guns from them. I'm in the burn ward changing dressings and I hear three gun shots. Apparently these dudes were shooting at each other from the bedside in the ICU

Nobody got hurt, they missed, but still.... Some jobs were lost that day. I've tried to find a newspaper article for it, but I wouldn't be surprised if the MED suppressed the Commercial Appeal from talking about that shyt.

and u will see moor bla thugs shootin up hospitles wit obommakare bein impaminted. barah obomma hate whie amuricans and obommakare is juss him tryna to take from whie fotes and give to blas on welfair. so u will see moor hospitles full uh bla thugs spendin food stams in da giff shop.

 

[Domingo Halliburton]

i thought this peterson alias was terrible at first but now I can't get enough of it. it's like republicans invented this guy in a lab (the real jesse).

 

[Rev. Jesse Lee Peterson]

whie girl bleed a lot is da mose inportent book ritten about rase sins da bell curb.

hears whut tomis sowill said about it.

http://www.creators.com/opinion/thomas-sowell/are-race-riots-news.html

 

[Serious]

Ha, @Serious might enjoy this.

I have a few, but one favorite. That's the regional medical(hence, the MED) hospital, so anytime someone gets really fukked up they get carted of there. One night my junior year there was a crazy incident where these dudes had shot each other, and they both got carted off there, multiple gunshot wounds. They get carted through ambulances, triage and all that and then they're in the ICU. About an hour later they both wake up and realize they're next to each other and that the fukking ambulance techs didn't take their guns from them. I'm in the burn ward changing dressings and I hear three gun shots. Apparently these dudes were shooting at each other from the bedside in the ICU

Nobody got hurt, they missed, but still.... Some jobs were lost that day. I've tried to find a newspaper article for it, but I wouldn't be surprised if the MED suppressed the Commercial Appeal from talking about that shyt.

my children will live to tell this story

I have to find that article...

 

[Serious]

whie girl bleed a lot is da mose inportent book ritten about rase sins da bell curb.

hears whut tomis sowill said about it.

http://www.creators.com/opinion/thomas-sowell/are-race-riots-news.html

While I don't agree with him supporting some racist bigot, I didn't find anything wrong with what he said...

 

[MostReal]

i thought this peterson alias was terrible at first but now I can't get enough of it. it's like republicans invented this guy in a lab (the real jesse).