Which zodiac sign do you attract most?

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Taurus is cool ya just hard headed as fukk
 

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Yo funny shyt. I'm a Taurus and I called a company to pay a bill and somehow I was directed to the wrong department. This older Jamaican woman says "before I transfer you, you need to stop messing with those nasty scorpios."

I'm like:dahell:

Then I think about it and every exgf was a scorpio:ohhh: so I stay on the line and we talked for like 30 minutes. Felt like I was talking to the Oracle or something:damn:
 

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No offence but do people seriously take this shyt? That a person's entire personality is based on what month of the year they are born in?:skip:
I only started to started to take it seriously after like the 4th girl I went out told me she was a Virgo, she said something about Virgos and Cancers (my sign:smugdraper:) being compatible in a relationship so I figured that's why I've been attracting them so much lately...
 

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So the sex isn't all that it's cracked up to be :francis:

I always hear once you met one you'll never forget one .

Like if they fukk with you they always loyal and if it's romantic the Sex is :shaq:


Then I've seen their manipulative side myself so I know some of the bad .

Just never smashed a Scorpio before .

I'm a Virgo boring can be ok :pachaha:

I'm actually not the typical Virgo I'm very out going and love to do new shyt .

The Gemini I use to talk to loved me because I would fukk her mind up with all the new things I would come up with to do .

Sex with a Gemini is :wow:

I've had 2 and they are both top 5 :whew:


Meh he was okay lol He knew how to hit all the spots :noah: but after a while he lacked creativity. We had been fukking for over a decade and there's only so many positions to try and risque places to fukk LOL I guess we just ran outta sexual steam which led to other issues later on :yeshrug:

Even now he's still trying to stake claim to my p*ssy :wtf: Borderline obsessive in a way but I think that'll stop when he gets some new puss. Hopefully.

My Aquarius and I might be a whole different ball game :noah: . We had a couple rendezvous and I was pleasantly surprised at how...natural we vibed? idk it was almost like we'd been fukking for ages. lol idk how else to explain it but he might be my sexual twin flame :whew:

Are you a cusp Virgo? :ohhh: Every Virgo I know is an obsessive compulsive neat freak and they brag a lot lol
 

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Sagittarius, but I never really paid attention.

All that stuff is interrelated and never outputs wrong answers. I can't take it serious.
 

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Meh he was okay lol He knew how to hit all the spots :noah: but after a while he lacked creativity. We had been fukking for over a decade and there's only so many positions to try and risque places to fukk LOL I guess we just ran outta sexual steam which led to other issues later on :yeshrug:

Even now he's still trying to stake claim to my p*ssy :wtf: Borderline obsessive in a way but I think that'll stop when he gets some new puss. Hopefully.

My Aquarius and I might be a whole different ball game :noah: . We had a couple rendezvous and I was pleasantly surprised at how...natural we vibed? idk it was almost like we'd been fukking for ages. lol idk how else to explain it but he might be my sexual twin flame :whew:

Are you a cusp Virgo? :ohhh: Every Virgo I know is an obsessive compulsive neat freak and they brag a lot lol


Yea that might be the case .

I still wanna try a Scorpio :takedat: but j want a loyal one like my friends .

:leon: and Aquarius got you :mjpls: he putting it down huh good for you .

I'm not on the cusps me im a true Virgo but I'm just not boring like folks make us out to be .

I'm only a neat freak about my stuff :birdman:

I just wish Geminis were more loyal . The fact most of y'all always looking for that new and better gives y'all the bad wrap .

The ones I fukked with were good till they started acting up . I dipped out first sign of being dumb .

Sex was amazing doe I cursed both of mine .

I made my Gemini come in ways she never came before :whew:

She tasted great too .
 
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