Which NBA star would be the best choice for Space Jam 2?

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That's exactly why. It's a kids movie and Dwight is a big corny kid. No need for a great actor (that's why I didn't nominate Kobe), Mike is a wack actor but he got the job done.

FYI don't be throwing shots at my center:shaq:

fukk Dwight. He'd be all indecisive over whether he'd play for Tune Squad or the Monstars. The whole movie would revolve around that.


My vote is Carmelo.

Daffy Duck: Hey Melo, do you have any more of that Secret Stuff? I think it's starting to wear off.

Melo: that wasn't secret stuff. That was just chocolate milk. You guys have had it in you the whole time
 

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:childplease:

you find that funny? that's blasphemous and offensive.
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kobe is the obvious first choice

blake griffin would be the 2nd best
 

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Dwight, that nikka already acts like a goofball so he'd fit in perfectly.

Kobe would suck in Space Jam, aint no kids trying to see a movie where Bean shyts on Bugs Bunny for an hour for not passing to him when he was open.


I actually think Ron artest would do well too.
 

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probably bron

only thing that carried space jam one was newman and bill murray

MJ was like a robot on screen looking awkward as fuk

dude has zero personality off the basketball court

My boy always likes to mention how funny it was for Jordan to be so awkward in "Space Jam" when he was supposed to be playing himself.

:mjpls:

...but yeah, as far as acting in a kid's movie?

Bron, Blake Griffin (Ever see his FunnyOrDie appearance?), and Dwight Howard.

Melo is a maybe.

Kobe seems to come across as a bit too serious but that's just my opinion.
 
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Kobe could only do a short version of space jam 2, he wouldn't pass, drop 80 on them monsters and then bang one of the monsters bytches after the game.

Lebron at least would let another monster get the game winning 3.
 

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so what player is going to be the one who fumbles around town with no skill like barkely did in space jam :lolbron:

YOU AINT CHARLES BARKLEY!!

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kobe was about to throw her on top of a table and beat
 

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You ain't Charles Barkley

Shoots a jumper over his face

You's a wanna be
 
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